Covfefe

Whatever the hell you want it to mean. Pronounced cove-day-FAY, not cov-fi-fi or cove-fef-ay.

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe."
"Her dress is rather covfefe, wouldn't you say?"

"Then she kicked me in the covfefe!"
"Hit me with that covfefe."
"I went covfefe on that bitch!"

by Pqrz May 31, 2017

covfefe

When you make a mistake, but play it off like you knew what you were doing.

"Trump's entire Presidency was a real covfefe."

by Jaydenaus May 31, 2017

covfefe

When you don't know how to delete a tweet or just show a general incompetence

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

by meye263 May 30, 2017

Covfefe

A comment Donald Trump may have misprounced on Twitter in regards to what will expel from our lungs from excess pollution in leaving the Paris Climate Agreement.

"As we exit the Paris Climate Agreement and pollution ensues, you may notice some covfefeing and breathing issues"

by Mtownslick34 June 1, 2017

Covfefe

A Mug of warm piss

An early morning drink of covfefe

by Gpollock87 June 3, 2017

Covfefe

When Your Hands are too small to type coverage but you need to sound like a professional

me gusta covfefe

by KimKardashina June 1, 2017

Covfefe

Covfefe is the sound that emanates from the rear ends of Portland Oregon lumberjacks after their seventh visit of the day to the local neighborhood coffee and hash brownie Jamaica Brownie shop.

Upon finishing his spruce-infused dark roast and hash buckeye brownie pot brownie, the lumberjack (Covfefe!) felt a strange stirring (Covfefe!) in his bowel.

by tromba June 6, 2017