Lucio Cortes

The hottest person you will ever meet. The person with the highest iq and the longest pennis alive.

You are a very handsome person, like 2/9 of what Lucio Cortes is.

by soybiencool November 22, 2021

Micah Cortez

Quesadillas

“Look it’s Micah Cortez. I bet he’s got quesadillas.”

by Monkey Maniac March 1, 2022

Angela Cortez

mikiel cortez and angela, his wifey have been together from 3 years but mikey and angela both deny it every time tzuriel brings it up.

angela cortez tzuriels bully

by monkeman21 March 18, 2022

mikiel cortez

angelas husband even tho they both deny it

hahahaha mikiel cortez

by monkeman21 March 18, 2022

A Cortez

When a man is fucking a girl but getting fucked in his ass at the same time

Me and my best friend had a Cortez with a female last night.

by Cortezman May 7, 2022

Control cortela

A dumb mf who doesn't have shit to do. A piece of shit who no one likes.

"control cortela" is often used to describe a braindead, dimwitted, sinister, evil and a naughty guy.

Person 1 - Omg is that a control cortela? No wonder he's so dumb!
Person 2 - Oh how I want to squeeze his dumbass.
Person 1 - Cum.

by umpalumpa1234 January 30, 2023

Middy La Corta

A crackhead or heroin fiend

You seen that Middy La Corta he’s a heroin addict you know

by Middylacorta August 4, 2022