When you are separated from your girlfriend or boyfriend because of coronavirus, even if you live in the same city.
"I'm in a Long Distance Coronalationship with my super hot coding boyfriend Jonah even though he lives 3 kilometers away from me and I just want to squiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish him!"
"I haven't seen my boyfriend for weeks because we are in a Long Distance Coronalationship"
"I haven't seen my boyfriend for weeks because we are in a Long Distance Coronalationship"
by nnnnnnnn8 April 7, 2020
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Fucking Hell, Kevin. I was so messed up after that truck burrito last night, I must have opened up a colonal portal around one. I think I might have shit the dinner Becca and I are going to have tomorrow...
Kevin, I have met The Ghost of Shitmas Future!
Kevin, I have met The Ghost of Shitmas Future!
by The Mumbling Manchildren December 11, 2017
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Corona Arts and sciences academy, known as C.A.S.A Is a school that was good up until 2017 when class of 2020 came in😂 all the bitches graduating this year are mad pussy and they suck mad dick in staircase b around period 3. There’s deans like ms.forgues who be in everybody’s business , once she on ya dick she always will be . Bitches in that school claim to be “gay cuz they can’t find niggas in that school. Full of girls who send nudes and get ran on in the staircase. BFB full of snakes as well BENITEZ THE BEST TEACHER THO AND THATS ON PERIODTTTT Poohhhh. Don’t fw bitches from casa they’ll leave you for a girl
You’re in corona arts and sciences academy? You’re definitely gay
Get yo gay ass out ma face before I rock ya shits
Get yo gay ass out ma face before I rock ya shits
by Flayoooooo October 18, 2019
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“I finally gave that weird dude James the Coronaheisman to shut down his usual awkward mouth-kiss greeting.”
by CrabbyBetty March 8, 2020
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"James said: 'If you’ve ever had the water in Warrensburg, MO you’re immune to the Coronavirus'. You gotta love that corona-comedy."
"Did you see #QuarantineLife trending on Twitter, people using corona-comedy to get through it."
Janine: "You can't be making dark jokes like that about coronavirus." Me: "They ain't dark jokes, it's corona-comedy to lighten the mood, completely different".
"Did you see #QuarantineLife trending on Twitter, people using corona-comedy to get through it."
Janine: "You can't be making dark jokes like that about coronavirus." Me: "They ain't dark jokes, it's corona-comedy to lighten the mood, completely different".
by begin111 March 17, 2020
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