cooking

the act of masturbation.

dude, I'm cooking a four course dinner with sue tonight.

by therocketlaunchers. August 18, 2008

Cooking

Blowing a guy; preforming oral sex on a guy

Everyone know they were cooking in the steam room.

by Agrandy May 12, 2010

coozing

Verb: When you moan like an idiot with the ridiculous idea that the vibrations created by your moan will soothe a headache.

His coozing was supposed to soothe his hangover, but instead it ended his relationship because it is annoying.

by Keacher September 24, 2016

cooking the blunt

When you light the lighter under a rolled blunt and wave the fire back and forth through the blunt.

It helps keep the blunt laid after you lick and tuck it down.

Guy1: "Aye, you finished rolling the L yet?"
Guy2: "Yea hold on i'm cooking the blunt rn then we can smoke."

by mistadavidbell April 10, 2017

creepy copping

the act of making direct eye contact with someone, then looking at that person's dick while they watch you, then again, making eye contact with that person, usually while giving a look of satisfaction. this is usually performed to establish dominance or making that person feel as uncomfortable as possible.

"how was your night, sweetie?"
"swell. I looked at this dude, then at his dick, and smiled at him"
"sounds like our grandson is quite the pro at creepy copping! aww! *pinches cheeks*

by glasthsesdpa January 10, 2013

mouth cooking

The act of chopping food ingredients with one's mouth in order to prepare it for cooking.

I just did some mouth cooking...look at this delicious salad!

by superdupersassy January 23, 2020

White Woman Cooking

A word that can be used to describe food that has no seasoning or just tastes generally awful.

Person 1: what is that
Person 2: White Woman Cooking
Person 1: Eww

by Deacon St.John March 24, 2023