by Davy March 21, 2004
Get the Birth Control Glasses mug.The Catholic church states that birth control is evil, even if the parents can't afford to raise even one child.
by AYB May 7, 2003
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Making sure your girlfriend takes her birth control because you didn't pull out fast enough or never pull out.
"Dude I was so in the moment that I didn't pull out, I'm going to be on birth control patrol until her next period for sure!"
by Don Juan the Third3 October 19, 2009
Get the Birth Control Patrol mug.An agressive sexual act in which a man and woman are partaking in sexual-intercourse (works best when female is riding male in a 'reverse cowgirl' position) and the woman, sensing that her male partner is close to ejaculation, will strike the male in the testicles with a forceful blow causing them to recede into the body as a defense mechanism and also causing the penis to shrink thus ruining the sensation of orgasm if it even happens at all...
(Usually used as a revenge tactic for the 'dirty sanchez', 'donkey punch', or 'broken hearing aid')
(Usually used as a revenge tactic for the 'dirty sanchez', 'donkey punch', or 'broken hearing aid')
Last night my man was giving me shit about my ass jiggling too much during sex, so I used some 'Arkansas birth control' and ended the night with a bowl of ice-cream.
by p1zl3 January 3, 2007
Get the Arkansas birth control mug.a state or condition in which a woman is so rotund that it is highly unlikely that a member of the opposite sex will engage with her in a procreative or other sexual act
"Suzie's lucky she's never had to worry about going on the pill," Erin cattily remarked. "With a figure like hers, she can always rely for protection on girth control."
by Andrew Roedell March 5, 2007
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Guy: And she took me shopping all day even though we'd gotten her sister an engagement present already.
Cooler Guy: Dude, don't take that shit, use that cuntroll.
Cooler Guy: Dude, don't take that shit, use that cuntroll.
by bamofo69 August 4, 2010
Get the cuntroll mug.Describes the control a person has over their emotions.
Can either mean someone is stable emotionally, or that they're bipolar...
Can either mean someone is stable emotionally, or that they're bipolar...
What happened to my zonar control?
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She just put away three textbooks in one weekend! She must have excellent zonar control!
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She just put away three textbooks in one weekend! She must have excellent zonar control!
by Nova><Master October 28, 2006
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