The name you call someone with curly locks and glasses, who inhales a blue raz vape and consumes Guinness whilst simultaneously masturbating over work colleagues.
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A rather unpleasant person, or someone you dislike. As offensive as dick head, without the obvious negative connotations
Often used when ones grandmother is present so as not to offend the geriatric wench.
Often used when ones grandmother is present so as not to offend the geriatric wench.
The lads: great night out Saturday.
Rob: You didn't invite me out last week, you're a right knob conker!!
Rob: You didn't invite me out last week, you're a right knob conker!!
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Guy: Hey,did you see that body hanging from that tree?
Charles Edward Hammer III: Yeah that's Lauren Conklin i'm so happy LMAO
Charles Edward Hammer III: Yeah that's Lauren Conklin i'm so happy LMAO
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