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Commitment Issues

by urmom1212 June 17, 2021
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committed

Soon to be a big hit on NBC. Sitcom about a bunch of Friends in New York.

Hmmm... sound familiar?
Committed was released in January and it soon was cancelled.
by The All-Knower December 27, 2004
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top commenter

A person who seems to stalk you on the world wide web, always first to comment/reply to any status update, tweet, blog posted by you. Family would assume you are the closest of friends, but in actuality you barely know this person. Band members or other public figures are frequent prey to this kind of predator.

In some cases, when your social life has become breached and a parent has become your facebook friend; this person is almost always said parent, which tends to discourage you from posting all together.
"I am being punished so hard right now by my top commenter on facebook. This 40 year old lady I met once in Utah has an off-the-wall "See More" comment for everything I post, she's a total status killer!"

See also: Status Killer, Punisher, "See More"

Alternate Example: "Oh man, I had the craziest night last night. I wanted to post a pic but "top commenter" would be all over it, I can't let him/her in like that..."
by thefoldrock June 1, 2011
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commuter students

Pussies who don't stay at school for any number of reasons. They will never fully appreciate the college experiance.
by Hans Christian Eichman November 6, 2006
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steering committee

Group of people who think they are smart and make decisions on things that affect other people even though they don't really understand what they are doing. Usually comprised of corporate manager types...and at least one pretentious Wharton grad who thinks he's the shit because he went to same school as Donald Trump. Fuck Donald Trump.
The assholes in the steering committee really fucked this regional meeting. Like...really fucked it.
by Mr. Boaty McBoatface March 29, 2017
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committia

The name of the social disease that describes somebody with a fear of commitment.
That's the third girl in six months that Matt has broken up with. He must suffer from committia.
by M.Sherman January 9, 2009
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impulsive commenter

Somebody that comments on facebook very quickly and always has to have the last word.
by teejk000 December 30, 2010
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