Confuses

Works synonymously with "confused".

Jay Von Kralzenx: It's not easily confuses with another game 😭
James Jonah Jameson: *confused
Jay Von Kralzenx: Nah

by Jay Von Kralzenx July 25, 2024

Confuselut

A State of confusion that is often seen in relation to a Slut that forgets; she is indeed a Slut. She will often act in a hostile way when confronted to act out her natural sluteness behavior and proclaim she is a good proper girl.

Often the only way to remind the woman involves a dominate alpha male performing a well calculated submission placing her head in his lap and plunging his cock as deep as possible. Most often after very little struggle she will come back to homeostasis and unleash her natural submissive slutty behavior with a positive attitude.

Anastasia sure has been Confuselut ever since she dated that Beta in the past. I remember Anastasia used to enjoy her purpose now she acts like a complete Confuselut when ever I try to remind her where she was happiest.

by HOOKERSPAYMEFORSEX August 8, 2024

confuseopoly

A monopoly that is held together by being too confusing so that no-one can figure out who is being shafted or how they're being shafted.

I just asked three friends of mine in the music industry how much a million Spotify streams pays and they gave me three different answers. The artists are complaining they don't get paid enough, what's happening?

It's a confuseopoly.

by direstraitsfan March 27, 2024

Confuse a Nic Phase

When you and your bsf act angry at eachother so your friend, Nic is confused, this Phase ends when you feel like it

A:hey, ready for the Confuse a Nic Phase?
B:yeah, let's go

by Sandwich lover 474736 May 11, 2024

confused but never be

when someone is confused, but another suggest's they must not be

"omg did you hear her house got egged??? who would do that... im confused"
"confused but never be"

by mrbrightsidefan December 6, 2024

Confused Zak

The art of not having a fucking clue where your father is.

the poor child was really a confused Zak

by confused.cum December 22, 2024

Confused dickshit

When you put your male genital inside of the butthole of a female with male body parts that’s thinks their a zebra

Last night was so confusing I almost confused dickshit

by LightAttack January 17, 2025