Coffin varnish

Alcohol, especially moonshine

He gave me some of that homemade coffin varnish he drinks. I couldn’t. I had to spit it out into the sink.

by Dawn Chorus May 4, 2020

coffin varnish

Very strong coffee, especially coffee brewed with Dr. Pepper, caffeinated water, or yesterday's coffee instead of normal tap water. Features may include an oily sheen, a strong chemical aftertaste, some form of cheap alcohol mixed in, or a horrible sense of impending doom after consumption.

I drank coffin varnish to stay awake all through finals week, and now I'm afraid to fall asleep because the walls are breathing.

by rumpuskat July 30, 2009

cmfic

Five letter acronym for
Chief MothaFucka In Charge

usually used by hourly people in regards to the high execs of a company

Worker Bee 1: Man, who can I complain to about these insurance increases!>!>!!?!?
Worker Bee 2: Well you can start with the manager, but I doubt it will get back to the CMFIC!
Worker Bee 1: Damn... I'd love to deep six that cracker!

by Leif June 10, 2006

coffin bait

someone who is obessed with, and wants to be bitten by a vampire. Used in the Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter books.

by the_crazy_faerie August 21, 2003

Coughin' to a coffin

Another lame phrase for non-smokers to try and influence smokers to quit.

Smoker: *takes a drag* *cough cough cough*

Non-smoker: Hey man you should really quit, you're Coughin' to a coffin.

Smoker: gtfo nerd

by Hoju123four June 28, 2010

coffin dance

a dead meme

Guy 69: dude i love the coffin dance meme its so funny
Guy 420: its a dead meme

by sheeeeeshh November 9, 2020

Hippie Coffin

The large black Thule ski/lugage containers commonly found on top of nearly all Subaru or Toyota cars found traveling in the North Western United States.

Jr. take your hat off! There must be a dead hippie in that "Hippie Coffin" on top of that car.

by SweetBankNative July 5, 2010