Clown car Cock block

when someone offers a girl a ride home in an overcrowded car with the intention of preventing consensual sex

the night was over and everyone was leaving and then miraculously she was offered a ride home in a 4 seater with 7 passengers by a master at the clown car cock block

Clown car Cock block by alwaysangry November 30, 2009

Preemptive cock-block 

The act of preventing interaction between one or more females with one or more men prior to any communication between the two groups, thereby negating the need to cock-block them later on, after they have started making moves on the women.

A: Hey man, how were those girls that Johnny showed up with?
B: I don't know, he sat down at a different table, so I couldn't talk to any of them.
A: Ah, dude, that was like a preemptive cock-block.

Preemptive cock-block by Swill128 June 21, 2009

theological cock block 

when you get hot and heavy during a makeout/ncmo sesh and then don't go any further than that for religious reasons. common occurrence among young mormons

I was really into it, but we experienced a theological cock block when we realized we couldn't go any further without going "too far".

theological cock block by chelzzz10 September 5, 2012

Job cock block 

When your current job blocks you from getting a new job purely because they know they will be screwed without you.

My application for a new job was denied because my current job cock blocked it. I just got job cock blocked!

Job cock block by Cheetolife July 20, 2016

Presence cock block

1) when somebody has the incredible ability to be a cock block simply by being around a guy and girl

2) a mans excuse for failing to make a move when a friend was around, when, in fact, the friend had absolutly nothing to do with the cock block

1)yoman, I was about to score when jill comes along and made it fucking impossible to get ANYTHING
yo, dude, Jill is seriosly the biggest presnce cock block I've ever seen.

2)
yo man, why'd you pussy out back there? that bitch deffinetly wanted your cock!
dude, I was deffiently presence cock blocked.
ya right, it was only me their and you werb't even talking to here! all you did was play wow on the computer and totally ignore her!
FUCK you!

Presence cock block by fat ass fucker October 21, 2008

Revenge Cock Block 

Basically, perorming a cock block on someone, usually a friend, who just cock blocked you.

Drunk Chick: Hey, wanna go out back?

Mike: Sure
Brennan: Mike didn’t you and your wife test positive for AIDS yesterday?

Drunk Chick: ew nevermind *walks away*
Mike: Bro; that was a total revenge cock block

Revenge Cock Block by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

Laptop Cock-Block 

When a man is masturbating to a video on his laptop, but just when point of finishing happens his laptop dies leaving him unable to finish.

I was jacking off when all of a sudden, I got Laptop Cock-Blocked.

Laptop Cock-Block by doubledecker100 March 25, 2011