Coal tax

When a woman has a baby with a black man, and the father does not stay to support and/or help the baby or woman.

Did you hear how Wendy is a single mother now?
Yeah, she’s paying the Coal Tax

by JohnnyBravo224 December 10, 2023

Coal the Character

Our lord and savior from Monsters of Etheria (originating in the RP series from TheConfidentDiamond), if you praise him he will save you (and give you Irasper for mining coal)

"Coal and Coal the Character are very different things, so don't go mining Coal the Character." -Confident

by Tayoga March 6, 2024

Coal

A guy who’s smirk makes you feel hot inside. He is super attractive and funny, but always finds the wrong people cute. He is very stupid but very sweet and annoying, he also has a big dick

Ugh, this guy I’m talking to is such a coal!

by It’sMikennahey November 29, 2019

coal huffer

A person who succeeds in everything all the time.

“Hey Carson, you’re such a coal huffer”
“Thanks Ryan, now go make me a sandwich”

by Mongoose11 December 21, 2021

raking over the coals

When you fart and it stinks like pure shit because the gas passes over the turd.

You may want to roll down the window because I really have to poop and I am raking over the coals.

by Reffud June 24, 2014

Canary in a coal mine

When you drink moonshine with a chicken wing as your chaser.

Barkeep, can I have a canary in a coal mine, and can you make it boneless?

by twccman June 6, 2022

Coal mining

When a guy is going down on you and you don't want him to look at you anymore, so you bury him under the covers (aka "cave collapse") so you can get off.

"Damn this bitch is alligator eyes'ing me so hard I hope he doesn't realize me coal mining him."

by LaurenCamille November 18, 2018