Coal

on the online imageboard soyjak.party, coal refers to a low quality video or soyjak that is deemed undesirable trash.

"this is the coal that is destroying the sharty"
"bro go outside nobody understands you"

by Thecoolesttoucanever January 11, 2024

Coal miners tea party

Double dicks on dicks

She loves a good coal miners tea party.

by KY123456 March 10, 2018

Coal Miner Pussy

Word origin: This comes from rural Tennessee through the smokie of NC and up to West Virginia.

A cavernous vagina.

a vagina that has been well used.
a pussy that’s been blown out from belly button to asshole.
A vagina that has been carved out with a pickaxe.

Man, I just got lost up in that coal miner pussy.

Say what you will, that coal miner pussy is comfortable and can take a beating.

Darlene, you could’ve warned me, Randy beat my pussy up last night. I got one of them coal miner pussy now.

by Ultimo Gringo June 22, 2024

coal spreader

Someone who sends/shows you terrible memes.

Dude you’re such a coal spreader.

by P-Squilly January 14, 2024

coal colored cretin

A Coal Colored Cretin is someone with a dark skintone that is aggravating you in some way

"Listen here you coal colored cretin, quit stealing my KFC"

by PlayerNumberOne October 8, 2023

Coal mining

When a guy is going down on you and you don't want him to look at you anymore, so you bury him under the covers (aka "cave collapse") so you can get off.

"Damn this bitch is alligator eyes'ing me so hard I hope he doesn't realize me coal mining him."

by LaurenCamille November 18, 2018

solar coal

A house that has any of the following characteristics which hurt a solar power system installation and investment: a shaded roof, small roof spaces, multiple roof vent pipes, expired roof material, breakable roof material, northern roof orientation, south, west or east chimney location, numerous roof lines, low dead weight tolerance, multiple floors, steep roof pitch, receives less than 5 hours of direct sunlight per day, absence of a utility net-metering program, monthly electric bill under $100, and less than a 200 AMP electrical service box.

Person 1: A tree shaded 800 squarefoot multi-level house built in 1970 with clay tile shingles, 100 AMP electrical service, a chimney on the west side with bathroom and attic vent pipes on the south facing roof in the front is totally solar coal.

Person 2: That's solar coal for sure!

by Sheldon's Solar, LLC November 30, 2010