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clusterfuck

When there is a group of people (a group of friends, usually) and some form of drama causes a member of the group to be alienated. Usually this person doesn't have any other friends to turn to, so now, he's essentially friendless because of drama.

The most common form of clusterfucking occurs when you have a group of friends where two of them are dating, but they break up, causing everyone in the group to hate one of the people who broke up.
Man, I've gotta get new friends so I can prevent myself getting clusterfucked.
by Eat My Teats May 5, 2008
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Clusterfuck

A diamond cluster ring, with these economic times are considered clusterfucks because the small stones they put in these rings are worthless, yet they charge outrageous prices.
You bought me a clusterfuck
by 2tontone May 11, 2009
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clusterfuck

In beirut, when team members make shots into the same cup in one turn, the opposing team has to drink every cup that is touching that cup in addition to the cup the shots were made in to. In addition to that, the players that just shot get to take another turn.
If the game is a more than two players, the number of shots made into a cup for a clusterfuck must be determined. For instance, if the game is 4 on 4, 3 shots into the same cup may qualify as a clusterfuck.
That beirut game was close until we clusterfucked you, then you were screwed.
by Charles B January 13, 2006
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clusterfuck

A statistically significant dense amount of sexual intercourse. signifies a large amount of sex that is engage in repeatedly, and when plotted on a graph stays in a large cluster.
James and Dylan engaged in a clusterfuck
by Mackrel May 15, 2009
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clusterfarg

The thing that is seizure-inducing in the arbitrary mayhem and randomness that Super Smash Bros. Brawl is.
"We always love things which reinforce our own beliefs. I played SSBB with friends and found it to be a seizure-inducing clusterfarg of arbitrary mayhem and randomness."
by Lord Sir of Master August 22, 2008
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Clusterfarce

A version of clusterfuck that you can get away with saying in class (even if you are the teacher).
Our country is suffering from congressional clusterfarce
by Dr. Wierdsmith February 3, 2020
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clusterfarqary

Clusterfarqary is the term used when you are not directly involved in a Clusterfuck. It is a Clusterfuck observed from a distance. It can be a multiple Clusterfuck situation. It can also be a premonition of a Clusterfuck event where certain actions are observed that will eventually lead to a Clusterfuck.
Clusterfarqary is afoot, having that group of people attend this event. The inexperience of our leader assures us that clusterfarqary is wantonly approaching.
by Lucky-Phill April 2, 2024
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