Constingency

The art of defining a budget value that on first inspection seems large enough, but in reality is not nearly enough

In a modern political economy Healthcare funding is based on the theory of constingency so at all times further cutbacks can be justified

by The only Cam June 5, 2025

cousling

/KUHZ-ling/ (noun) – The child of your first cousin or the first cousin of your parent; commonly called a first cousin once removed.
• Created from combining cousin + the diminutive suffix “-ling” (like sibling), to smoothly fill a gap in English kinship terms.
• Gender-neutral and usable for family one generation above or below.

“You met Kayla? She’s my cousling—Jace and I are first cousins, so she’s one generation below me.”
“Thanksgiving was so fun! All 8 of my couslings tried to beat me at Mario Kart.”
“Grandma’s chart says Aunt Marie is actually Mom’s cousling, which sounds way cooler than ‘once removed.’”

by LucasMiller8562 June 8, 2025

Choasting

Chilling + Posting. A group hangout with several people who are all chilling and posting in a room.

Yo have a beer and come “choast” with us. We were “choasting” the other night watching that game.

by Mtvdoudy November 18, 2025

Crusting

"Crusting" is the act of making sourdough bread within your asshole.

Farting: If you fart well crusting, this acts as the seasoning/aroma. The poop particles create this seasoning, and the aroma is from the smell.
Clenching: Clenching and unclenching acts as mixing the sourdough starter kit.
Pooping: This either adds to the sourdough starter kit, or happens when you are ready to bake the sourdough bread. Make sure to have a container!

"Hey Tony, what have you been doing this weekend?"

"Oh y'know, crusting, I just got my second sourdough starter kit off of amazon!"

"Aw that's awesome! I can never seem to crust long enough to get a good loaf of bread."

by Jeremy Sourdough kit December 30, 2025

Whale Counting

An activity for college hipsters to participate in while they are drinking tea or smoking hookah. It involves wearing epically colorful sweaters and listening to indie music.

Hey! Remy and I are going to go whale counting at the shore as we drink cups of darjeeling, wanna come?

by incroyable May 22, 2009

ninja clouding

when someone suddenly disappears so quickly that no one notices and everyone is so confused as to where or how that person left without any hint of them leaving. they've gotten so far away in such a short span of time its simply impossible for you not to have noticed and you wonder if secretly thye are ninjas.

you're talking to your friends and suddenly you look away and look back......there were seven of you three seconds ago....now where'd he go? your friend is ninja clouding on you

by ninja chik August 30, 2009

Candy Courting

When candy is used to get closer to a girl for a sexual encounter or possible relationship; The act of offering candy opens the door for further conversation with the person you are interested in.

That Ray is coming to the office every day and offering candy to Wendy. It's quite obvious that he is infatuated with her as he keeps "candy courting" her with that sweetmeat.

by Lime5 March 5, 2014