cleatus

A Deputy Sheriff on the 1980's television hit, The Dukes of Hazzard

Deputy Cletus arrested the Duke boys.

by Dan Foster June 18, 2003

cleft

When one's boxers, shorts, or underwear rides up on you. There are three types of the cleft, a left cleft, a right cleft, and a middle cleft (the worst). A left and a right cleft is where your boxers pull up to either side or you testicle sac, and a middle cleft is where the seam in the boxers that splits the legs rides up on you up the middle seeming to almost split you sac.

Man, I have a bad left cleft

by Project Green Leaf June 11, 2006

Cleft

The point where the shaft of the male penis meets the testicals for the first time.

Ouch! The tennis ball hit me right in the cleft!

by GallonChallengeFail August 9, 2009

cleptic

undomestically disturbed; wicked; evil; steals alot

My neighbors considered my boyfriend was cleptic, so i had to break up with him.

by tatonka August 3, 2006

chettie

A woman that ranges from a 7-10 on the attractiveness scale

Dang bro that chettie cute.

by RowdyReagan July 13, 2015

Cleft

Someone who lacks a chin. Their chin is either non-existent and their mouth leads straight to their neck or there is a slight dent with evidence of a shrunken or growing chin.

Yo, don't stand too close to Cleft or you'll catch the disease and your chin will fall off

by Nast-A October 1, 2010

cleat

A portmanteau describing CLoned mEAT

Susan: "Eck! This steak tastes like cleat! Where did you get it?"
Albert: "I brought it home from the lab."
Susan: "I knew it!"

by the_chemist January 19, 2008