When a patron that isn't of legal drinking age enters an establishment before it transitions from restaurant status to bar/club status thus bypassing ID checks at the door.
Geoff: "Grant, let's all go celebrate your birthday at that new establishment and get you really drunk so your girlfriend can take full advantage of you."
Grant: "But my girlfriend isn't legal drinking age yet."
Geoff: "No worries, lets get there early and she can use the grandfather clause."
Grant: "That seems appropriate."
Kris: "People do that."
Nicole: "That makes sense."
Geoff: "I'm sure there's no science to support that."
Grant: "But my girlfriend isn't legal drinking age yet."
Geoff: "No worries, lets get there early and she can use the grandfather clause."
Grant: "That seems appropriate."
Kris: "People do that."
Nicole: "That makes sense."
Geoff: "I'm sure there's no science to support that."
by Kris May 22, 2011
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Someone who never wants to help you out, but will always take a handout from you
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Someone who never wants to help you out, but will always take a handout from you
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Get the santa clause mug.Invoking the shortcut clause indicates you never wish to discuss a specifically distasteful topic again. It's entymology can be found in a "Simpsons" episode (www.tv.com/the-simpsons/itchy-and-scratchy-land/episode/1392/trivia.html) wherein the family takes a shortcut and a smash-cut brings us back to them, in disarray, with Homer intoning ominously, "Let us never speak of the shortcut again".
You would not use the shortcut clause to avoid talking about something good, only something too horrible or traumatic to want to relive in any manner.
You would not use the shortcut clause to avoid talking about something good, only something too horrible or traumatic to want to relive in any manner.
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That guy was such a bad dancer; he was just Santa Clausing up on me. He was rubbing his leg all up in there.
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Get the rittie clause mug.A set of circumstances that might prevent an otherwise fun or enjoyable event. Also the sense of doubt or negativity one adds to an agreement.
We need to hang tonight, if weather permits.
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If my girl says its cool, I'll totally come over tonight and play some COD!!
or possibly
Bob: So we're all set to go to the club?
Steve: Hell yeah, its been so long since we've had time to kick it together!
Joe: Yeah, but we can't stay out too long man, I have to get up early tomorrow. Plus my girl doesn't want me staying out too long.
Bob: Man Joe, why you always gotta add a bitch clause to the situation??
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If my girl says its cool, I'll totally come over tonight and play some COD!!
or possibly
Bob: So we're all set to go to the club?
Steve: Hell yeah, its been so long since we've had time to kick it together!
Joe: Yeah, but we can't stay out too long man, I have to get up early tomorrow. Plus my girl doesn't want me staying out too long.
Bob: Man Joe, why you always gotta add a bitch clause to the situation??
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