Grandfather clause

When a patron that isn't of legal drinking age enters an establishment before it transitions from restaurant status to bar/club status thus bypassing ID checks at the door.

Geoff: "Grant, let's all go celebrate your birthday at that new establishment and get you really drunk so your girlfriend can take full advantage of you."
Grant: "But my girlfriend isn't legal drinking age yet."
Geoff: "No worries, lets get there early and she can use the grandfather clause."
Grant: "That seems appropriate."
Kris: "People do that."
Nicole: "That makes sense."
Geoff: "I'm sure there's no science to support that."

by Kris May 22, 2011

Skeech-clause

Noun: An individual who free loads and pot licks another individual's hard
work.

Someone who never wants to help you out, but will always take a handout from you

"Look, there's a Skeech-Clause. He is always skeeching for some
free shit."

by Cooter T. Bass October 1, 2008

santa clause

when a boy had a extremly white penis, that has bright red and/or orange pubic hair. giving it the efffect of santa clause because of the white and red/orange.

"jimmys red pubic hair and extremly pale penis gave him a santa clause."

by AliceBlack November 5, 2006

shortcut clause

Invoking the shortcut clause indicates you never wish to discuss a specifically distasteful topic again. It's entymology can be found in a "Simpsons" episode (www.tv.com/the-simpsons/itchy-and-scratchy-land/episode/1392/trivia.html) wherein the family takes a shortcut and a smash-cut brings us back to them, in disarray, with Homer intoning ominously, "Let us never speak of the shortcut again".

You would not use the shortcut clause to avoid talking about something good, only something too horrible or traumatic to want to relive in any manner.

She: How was your date with my sister?

He: I claim the shortcut clause.

by Keep The Reason March 4, 2009

rittie clause

One who has a ritalin perscription and hands it out as a party drug.

Rittie Clause is getting his new shipment today, and then I'm working for 12 straight hours.

by blaugh June 11, 2006

Santa Clausing

Terrible dancing in which the male places the female upon his lap while standing and attempts to move poorly to the beat of the song.

That guy was such a bad dancer; he was just Santa Clausing up on me. He was rubbing his leg all up in there.

by The SC Victim May 19, 2011

Santa Clausing

Cumming on someone’s face, in the shape of Santa Claus’s beard.

I went for a pearl necklace, but I ended up Santa Clausing that bitch, instead.

by MissIvyEllen September 22, 2019