Secret Northerner who is generally attracted to guys named Louis Allison. Tends to skive lectures and day to day necessities such as showering. Cannot sustain a conversation without screeching, usually gibberish. Repulsed by powerpoint obsessing boys but deep down is good hearted.
by bcfc12345 February 25, 2019
Get the stock-clarkemug. by Tonyhawkproskater7 April 10, 2019
Get the Mitchell Clarkmug. by Pilotweirdo January 8, 2020
Get the Clark(e)mug. A specific type of bowel movement, typically produced by humans on a zero fiber diet, which has a texture consistent with organic peanut butter - this require the usage of nearly an entire role of toilet paper. This is of great financial benefit to Kimberly Clark - the worlds largest manufacturer of toilet paper.
One week my diet consisted entirely of saltine crackers, peanut butter, Oreo cookies, pretzels and sourdough bread. This resulted in my producing 1-2 Kimberly Clarks per day and forced a diet change rich in Brussels sprouts and Sauerkraut.
by MR Nipple June 7, 2014
Get the Kimberly Clarkmug. a british music artist who can make music about anything
She started her channel in 2011 has a 16 year old with her first song rain
She also made many eps and a record that got number 3 on the charts
Her most popular song is her sing about wanking
Also special girl dodie is weirdly attractive
She started her channel in 2011 has a 16 year old with her first song rain
She also made many eps and a record that got number 3 on the charts
Her most popular song is her sing about wanking
Also special girl dodie is weirdly attractive
Mom: why are you watching what look porn
Kid: no mom it's just dodie clark music if i kissed someone it wasn't you
Mom: um what the hell
Kid: no mom it's just dodie clark music if i kissed someone it wasn't you
Mom: um what the hell
by Wesiswes December 3, 2021
Get the dodie clarkmug. Dan Clarke is one of the most important people in life that you could meet and if you don't meet a dan clarke you are really missing out. He is always there for you in times of need and can cheer you up if you are sad. He is funny, nice and is a big fangirl of a certain TV show. Dan Clarke also comes with the addition of abs.
Person 1: I feel sad.
Person2: Well you gotta get yourself a Dan Clarke
Person1: ahh no one could ever fill the hole inside of me.
Person2: Dan Clarke has got it all!
Person2: Well you gotta get yourself a Dan Clarke
Person1: ahh no one could ever fill the hole inside of me.
Person2: Dan Clarke has got it all!
by dhwwijywp9q April 21, 2019
Get the Dan Clarkemug. Piece of shit. No one really likes him he's just always there and no one knows why and always a sarcastic piece of shit with no friends
by Verygrimcheddarcheese August 19, 2017
Get the Clark kelleymug.