Clacker Smacker

To get hit in the genitalia, usually by an object not a body part.

(Guy Skateboarding): Hey guys check this grind!
(bails and falls on genitalia)
(Skater's Friend): Ooooh, what a clacker smacker

by ZXABDEF August 29, 2009

clacker

A court reporter, from the noise the court reporter's machine makes when the minutes of a trial are recorded.

The clacker was stuck in traffic, so we have to wait until she gets into the courtroom.

by pentozali February 4, 2009

clackers

Persons possessing unique laughing sounds. Usually hired by comedians who would fill the house with as many as he could afford in order to impress management and get themselves 'held over.'

"This guy's gonna need a squadron of Uncle Bob's professional clackers to warm this room up."

by Gwynne January 31, 2004

Clacker

Poking a woman's gag reflex, triggering a blast of vomit.

"Did you hear about the bride on her hen-do? She drank 10 pints of Snakebite and two bowls of peanuts and twiglets, then took some poor bloke upstairs to give him a blowie. She was so drunk she overcooked it, hit the clacker & filled his boxers!"

"Shit, Jim, his momma ain't ever gonna get those stains out"

by Mrolls May 14, 2014

cliche

ok i thought i would describe some of the most known cliches in our school,
preps, absolute mother fuckers tbh. they come fromrich families and cheat there way into good grades. they spend most of their time getting fingured and drinking pimms. they wear designers such as jack wills and abercrombie and fitch. it generally looks horrible. there very two faced and bitch about all their friends behind their backs.
scene kids, bloody annoying they all try to be 'original' yet they're all copying each other. and they never actually admit to being scene. emos generally are all depressed fall in love every five minutes and listen to shitty music, chavs listen to awful music wear to much makeup too slutty clothes get too drunk take drugs. so when you go to school be your self and AVOID joining cliches :P

what high school cliche are you?
dude im none, im no id.

by ha ha ha mu ha ha ha September 30, 2008

coachella valley

a valley less than a 100 miles from Mexico in so. califorina with the towns of Indio, Coachella, Mecca, Oasis, Arabia, were english is not spoken just espan yo yo (spanish) even in the stores the signs are in spanish ,it 99 1\2% mexican that hate white people and pretend there your best friend ,drink beer in there church parking lot during mass and the tweekers ride stolen bikes and hide there stash in the handall bars, they drive nice new trucks and live 4 to 5 familys in one house also known as little TJ and the one that drive cars bump the boom boom so loud your windows of your house rattle two blocks away and fly the Mexican flag so they think there in Mexico oh yes it has the highest birth rate in the nation

man I got stuck in the coachella valley I thought I was in Mexico, nobody spoke english and dirty pampers in the parking lots and the cops are more interested in pulling over the tweeker bike rider instead of the idiots that dont know how to drive
Juan: turn right at this light

rosa: Im in the left lane
Juan: its ok were mexican
Rosa: I hear Armondo bumpin the tunes
Juan: man his car is a piece of shit

Rosa:ya but he's got some nice wheels

by the Randyman January 16, 2010

Cache Creek

Town in central/southern BC, Canada.

damn! Cache Creek sucks ass, man

by Todd S. June 23, 2006