Chris

This name means ‘Small Dick’ in cursive.

“You know Chris?”
Yeah, me and small dick are friends”

by Chris tinsley March 23, 2020

Chris

Like Christmas but without the "tmas", but it still totally invokes the same feeling. Well, assuming you love Xmas.

I got a present- it must be Chris.

by KristenCallaway May 6, 2020

Chris

An idiot who waters trees

“Chris hemsworth is such an idiot”
“Why?”
“He waters the trees”

by Rocket hero spiral gaze June 3, 2020

Chris

Type of person who is really funny and sometimes shits in the shower.

“Do you know Chris”
“Showershitter Chris”

by Fattyjuicypussy June 17, 2020

Chris

Chris is a mega simp

You see that dude Chris, yeah he's a huge simp

by Samuel Playz June 25, 2020

chris

A shy person, but nice to talk with once you get to know him. He talks about motorsports a lot, also a gamer

Chris is a great friend :)

by racingflxmes October 25, 2020

Chris

Chris will have an existential crisis for no reason randomly. Chris is funny and really Big Brain but will criticize you on the smallest of things. CHRIS IS CHING CHONG AS FUCK

Hey chris hows it going
Chris: i feel dead inside

by Tangy_TicTac LIVE November 2, 2020