Choate

The by-all-means unworthy rival of Deerfield Academy, and the home to approximately 850 oblivious, self-entitled yuppies-to-be, give or take a few special cases. When they aren't screaming their only “cheer” (undistinguishable howling) at games, they resort to screaming "safety school" at the opposing Deerfield fans. The only irony is that their acceptance rate is a full 8 points below Deerfield's, making Choate a last-resort to many Deerfield applicants. The worst part is, the same students who shower their vicinity with saliva when they shout "safety school" bite their lip and wish they went to Deerfield come college application time, as Deerfield puts up easily better matriculation numbers. So if it isn't the academics that's better at Choate, it is most likely the general decorum, right? Wrong. While Choate has no dress code, allowing them to dress like their cavemen selves as they slouch to classes, Deerfield has an upstanding coat and tie look that denotes respect and class. Finally, Choaties tend to tout their campus and its location as a Garden of Eden, bragging of its relevant place on the map (Wallingford, CT) The only real advantage this gives is that when they get suspended/expelled for their 119-year-old failure to understand basic discipline, it's not a far drive back to their hometown of New York City, where their parents will wonder why they never tutored them for the SSAT, so they could've had a shot at Deerfield Academy.

Therapist: Most of my clients suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder, it's really quite troubling.
You: Why is that?
Therapist: Oh, most of them lived not far from Wallingford, CT - home of Choate.

by The Unadultered Truth December 17, 2009

Chote

A Urban Area Pot Smoker that hangs out on the Sofa all day eating cereal and watching Cartoons at his Mom's house until he's 40 years old.

Man, Joey ain't gonna go with us anywhere, he's a chote.

by targitty January 25, 2012

chente

A comical derogatory term referred to person of Spanish descendant and now often referred to other immigrants who are fresh off the boat and haven't assimilated or refuse to adapt to customs and learn the target language of their new environment.

Yuz a chente, yo. (joking to a baby chente, whose parents came as immigrants)

Find a chente in a Hispanic bar in Langley Park, Maryland trying to buy a dance off a high priced prostitute.

Listen to that chente blarin’ that Ranchera…

by Latiga January 12, 2010

Choate

Those who don't get into Deerfield Academy, Exeter, Andover, or Taft, go to Choate. Those who go their are ghetto and are posers. It isn't a real prep school.

You weren't accepted at any good prep schools? Well I guess you can always go to Choate.

by Polkadot von Prepster May 13, 2005

Chonger

A huge, line of cocaine. Snorted all at once.

Much like the marijuana definition of chonger. Derived from Chong, of Cheech and Chong.

"Scott bro, you blew the ill chonger last night."

by Tone Cellz March 24, 2007

Chante

When a guy gets a boner and strikes the back of the girls head with it.

Guy: Last night a pulled a chante on my girl friend last night.
Friend: No way did she freak out?
Guy: Totally.
Friend: Haha

by B0N3R MAST3R May 16, 2009

Chonker

What Redditors call a morbidly obese cat and are most likely animal abuse for useless internet points and it is the exact same as parents making their toddlers morbidly obese for internet points

Normal human: I Think r/chonkers is animal abuse as its overfeeding an animal until its morbidly obese for internet points

Redditor: No it isn't

Normal human: It is, its the same as parents overfeeding their children until they are morbidly obese for pointless internet points

by AAAASADADAD November 22, 2020