Chat-Trap 

A voluntary paralysis caused by a tightening of the butt cheeks to prevent defecation.

Standing perfectly still while holding it in so you don't shit yourself.

Caught in a chat-trap, Adam spent the next painful 30 seconds on the stairs clenching and plotting his next move.

After unsuccessfully chat-trapping on the dance floor, Eve would not be able to return the slacks she purchased only the day before.

Chat-Trap by Spicy Hamburger April 17, 2009

Chat Blip

The unfortunate omission of crucial information while engaging in online chat. Chat Blips usually give an unwanted message and if extreme enough, can cause a panic attack.

I do * love you.

Lucy does * have a venereal disease.

Chat Blips:
* = Not

Chat Blip by casefacee November 9, 2009

Chat Stew 

A mix of gossip and other such things. Reffered to on every episode of The Soup (on E!) A very meaty discussion.

Let's have some chat stew... yum... sooo meaty...

Chat Stew by sqrlgrl1998 July 31, 2011

Chat Hen 

A female that sits in a chat room is waiting to be chosen by a male chatter.

A single female looking for a partner in a chat room.

I am going online to the chat room to seek out a nice chat hen.

The chat hens in the chat room sure look good today.

Chat Hen by WyldeBilliam November 27, 2012

chat gnat 

An annoying, pesky internet troll in a chat group.

Ignore Darrenanity's comments. He is just a chat gnat

chat gnat by mwilcox3000 May 8, 2018

Chat-Killer 

A post in a chatroom, forum, or other means of instant messaging which causes all of those participating in the discussion to quit replying, or cause a significant delay in posts back, comparable to an awkward silence.

"The phrase, 'Hail Satan' is a real chat-killer on most Christian servers."

Chat-Killer by Bruh10293 February 6, 2019

Chat drama 

when you go into a chat room and start cursing out your friends who are supposedly sleeping with your boyfriend or saying something about you behind your back

I heard you were sleeping with *name here*. He's mine you backstabbing bitch!!

I heard you were saying things about me *name of accused here*

Chat drama by Me November 21, 2004