Chastolocism

The religion of Jason Everet. Jason, commonly known by Christians as “God”, saved us all through chastising and abstaining with his wife, Crystalmeth, and will come in the end to take us away rightfully.

Priest: Hello young man, why are you here? Confession? Baptism? Praise?

Kid: No, I’m here to inquire about Chastolocism.

Priest: What is that?

Kid: You don’t know what I speak of you fool?

Priest: No, what are you talking about?

Kid: Oh don’t you worry. Jason will find you, and he will murder you cold heartedly. Abstain you nincompoop, or die a painful suffering. Good riddance simpleton.

by Chasdadty2 November 16, 2019

chasmatrans

When you get so high you fall in a coma.

Oh look he smoked so much weed he feel in chasmatrans.

by JebozovDivljine February 8, 2020

chasmatrans

This word is used when somebody gets so high they fall in a coma. That coma is called chasmatrans.

Oh look he smoked so much weed he feel in chasmatrans!

by JebozovDivljine February 8, 2020

Chamorro

A (native) language thats mixed with Spanish and Filipino. Real Chamorros are from the island of Luta (Rota). Also they can from Tinian and Saipan.

“Buenas Yan Hafa Adai I island Luta” in chamorro is means Hello and welcome to the island of Rota.

A. Hello and Welcome to the Island of Rota.

B. Wheres that at?
A. Didnt your teacher teached you the Northern Marianas Islands?
B. Wheres that at?

A. Holy chow what kind of Teacher you have.

by tin’ian girl April 9, 2020

Chamosa

Shes a lineing sneaky brat that dont tell the truth about what shes doing

Your a chamosa girl

by SwaveA September 15, 2020

chazmo

Chazmo, a local fishamon.

We sell fish. Chazmo

by Mistablsbk February 16, 2021

CHASM

the collective name for sarah jones' band with claire on keyboard, harry on lead vocals, adam on bass, sarah on drums and mitch on guitar.

did you go to the harry styles concert last night?
yeah CHASM were amazing!

by sarah + mitch are my parents January 27, 2021