When one person takes a bottle of fizz, somewhat like Chappledown or Veuve Cliquotand fizz that bottle right up and insert into the ass of a willing woman and watch that spray come right out of her ass all over the new bear rug and get the cleaner to suck it up or into the open mouth of a filthy willing participant
Oh my god! I got Champagne ass fucked in the ass! I sprayed all over the new bear rug! He asked me if I liked Bum-Perignon, I replied, of course I'm a lady, even after squirting all over great grandma's antique silver mustard pot with a tiny spoon! Daddy was not impressed.
by Champagne Ass August 26, 2018

A drinking party theme, where you and a friend are zip-tied together until the champagne you’ve brought is finished. Prepare the buckets boys
“Hey you wanna pair up for Champagne and Shackles on Friday night?”
“Sure, but you’ll prolly be getting barf on your shoes”
“Sure, but you’ll prolly be getting barf on your shoes”
by cdubs33 October 19, 2023

Champagne Noir is a Seductive Apéritif...
Equal parts:
Cognac
Framboise
Chamboard
Next drop in a few Black Raspberries, and Fill glass with
Champagne. Cheers!
Equal parts:
Cognac
Framboise
Chamboard
Next drop in a few Black Raspberries, and Fill glass with
Champagne. Cheers!
I want something to drink, but i don't know what?
Bartender : Do you like wine, or spirits?
Both.
Try a Champagne Noir, It's Dark, and Strong, but still Light, and Bubbly.
Bartender : Do you like wine, or spirits?
Both.
Try a Champagne Noir, It's Dark, and Strong, but still Light, and Bubbly.
by MrHollandsOpusOne November 8, 2010

When a person kneels with their eyes closed and tongue out and their partner stands and cums in their mouth and onto their face, so named after F1 motorsport winners spraying champagne over pit girls faces.
by TheBounder November 24, 2024

When you be popping that cock and the jizz goes further and higher than expected.
This can be a solo or a joint effort.
This can be a solo or a joint effort.
“Damn! That’s champagne dick got me in the eye! “
Or
How do you get jizz on the ceiling? “Champagne Dick my nigga”
Or
How do you get jizz on the ceiling? “Champagne Dick my nigga”
by ChampagneDick September 1, 2018

a waste of money and/or resources
by Deluxe Raccoon September 18, 2025

When you try your hardest to squeeze out a rock hard turd and when it finally escapes, it’s accompanied by a massive mixture of gas and watery diarrhea giving it the resemblance of popping a bottle of champagne.
by J/M/C June 3, 2023
