Dark Champagne

When you try your hardest to squeeze out a rock hard turd and when it finally escapes, it’s accompanied by a massive mixture of gas and watery diarrhea giving it the resemblance of popping a bottle of champagne.

Man those tacos had me popin dark champagne in there

by J/M/C June 3, 2023

champagne dog bath

a waste of money and/or resources

That Temu trampoline sure was a champagne dog bath.

by Deluxe Raccoon September 18, 2025

champagne dazzle

To champagne dazzle is to run quickly away from something.

Mate: did you see that fed car ?
Me: ye g I was champagne dazzling
Mate: that’s a champagne dazzle ting

by Charlie holloway February 20, 2019

Champagne Noir

Champagne Noir is a Seductive Apéritif...

Equal parts:

Cognac

Framboise

Chamboard

Next drop in a few Black Raspberries, and Fill glass with

Champagne. Cheers!

I want something to drink, but i don't know what?
Bartender : Do you like wine, or spirits?
Both.
Try a Champagne Noir, It's Dark, and Strong, but still Light, and Bubbly.

by MrHollandsOpusOne November 8, 2010

trailer park champagne

A cocktail made with red bull, vodka, and cheap champagne!

When we are doing blow we gots to have that trailer park champagne!

by TheGreatGreenDragon September 17, 2016

American Champagne

An oxymoron.

Champagne can only come from France, in the region of Champagne.

Somebody tell Donald Trump that there's no such thing as American Champagne businesses.

by Txorromorro March 15, 2025

champagne dick

When you be popping that cock and the jizz goes further and higher than expected.

This can be a solo or a joint effort.

“Damn! That’s champagne dick got me in the eye! “
Or

How do you get jizz on the ceiling? “Champagne Dick my nigga”

by ChampagneDick September 1, 2018