Crettle

To tap ones fingers together sequentially in the style of Mr. Burns from The Simpsons.

Often used when scheming or just generally being malicious.

Mr. Burns Crettled his fingertips while thinking of a new way to rule the world.

by Danny_Ocean June 27, 2009

Certified Fresh

One of the rating levels in the rating website "Rotten Tomatoes".
To get Certified Fresh the movie needs to have at least 8.5 or above

Person 1: hey have you seen that new lion king movie yet? I think its great
Person 2: hmm I don't know..it didn't portray enough realism

Person 1: well yeah its a live action movie what do you expect

Person 2: I guess... but its still not a Certified Fresh though
Person 1: true that.

by the_isa September 2, 2019

certified idiot

a person who is knowledgeable in things which do not help them in any situation for example algebra. This person does not understand any basic things about the world or has any common sense. they are sometimes fun to be around but make you loose brain cells. they lack basic qualities such as driving, responding, playing spike ball and many more.

I hungout with ellyn last night and she is a certified idiot. She even thought texas was her own country!!

by hahahahahahahhahahahaa June 29, 2020

carttitan_

The Coolest TikToker Ever who loves there mutuals

We Love Carttitan_

by timestop2day March 15, 2021

Certified Frieza Moment

A certified Frieza moment is when, you conquer a group of people, a nation, a world, or a universe. Its a example of taking the W

“Yo, I heard you conquered the southern galaxy, thats a Certified Frieza moment”

by Friezasagamerngl June 20, 2022

cerote

a really hard piece of shit that clogs your bowl

Oh no! Someone took left a really big cerote in the bowl!

by Blanca Mosso August 31, 2003

cert

Correctional Emergency Response Team

Active the CERT Team we have a Riot.

by Yourused October 20, 2007