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minority cereal

Fritos baked then served with spicy Chili on top. Usually enjoyed in Mexicans communities and often served at food vans with the hot chili poured directly into a "single serving" fritos bag. Shredded cheese can also be sprinkled top.
Prefix "Minority" comes from its relative cheapness, salty-spicy-crunchy flavor and its frequency around minority communities.
Suffix Cereal comes from its appearance and how its served.
Danny: Damn this tastes so good, try some it tastes hella clean.
Patrick: It's kinda like cereal... for minorities.
Danny: yeah holmes, its minority cereal!
Patrick: You're such a mexican Danny.
Danny: LOL I know!
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Soggy Cereal

When a woman has an untamed forest of pubes, and a partner goes down on them. Once done, the saliva left in the hair makes a nose reminiscent of soggy Rice Krispies, as the dark and curlies become unmatted and regain their full volume.
I went down on her, and now she's got some soggy cereal.
by GodOfPearlJam June 1, 2018
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life cereal

Life cereal is a piece of shit cereal that no one wants. And if you have bought, kill yourself. Bye mom and bye world.😭🔫
by Life cereal November 22, 2016
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Cereal Bowl

The act of ejaculating inot a girl/lady friend's belly button, and then procedding to eat the milky goodness with a small spoon, commly used to eat soup.
Cody: Last night, Delila, let me enjoy the fine dish I prepared in her belly button.
Will: Damn dude, thats totally sick, I wished Sara would let me have a Cereal Bowl!
by Eat it and Love it <3 March 17, 2013
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cereal girl

Are you eating a bowl of cereal in the morning and making a gesture with you're spoon as a sign of disagreement like that beautiful cereal girl?

Cereal girl has the nicest face ever!!
by cerealforliife October 2, 2011
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cereal box

John: Fuck that girl has no tits
Tim: Yeah she's a cereal box
by Master_Otto September 28, 2019
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Green Cereal

This is when the nasty Blue Waffle doesn't get treated. It starts to ooze green slime with chucks of skin.
I ate Alisa out the other night, but I think she has the case of the Green Cereal
by MrKnowEverything April 19, 2011
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