Cauldron

The act of three or more people using the same toilet from a week or more and never flushing down ones excretions during that time period.

Pooping, urination, vomit, dead aquatic fishes would be things to add to the cauldron

by FistingFireCracker July 19, 2011

Caldwellite

A person that lives or was born in Caldwell. See Caldwell and West Caldwell for further description of a Caldwellite

Dennis: Yo man, I went to Caldwell the other night to meet my friends at upper Dunkin.
Boris: Awh dude, I hate goin to Caldwell
Dennis: Why?
Boris: Cuz of all those damn Caldwellites.

by Booya its Charley July 16, 2007

Cauliflower Face

It is some with a very wrinkly face that resembles a cauliflower floret.

A Cauliflower face is a wrinkly old lady who's arch nemesis is cheese sauce

by Cheese sauce June 30, 2009

caulk

Slang term used to describe the seaman used in filling one's asshole to the rim.

The pornstar got too much caulk in her asshole.... it was sliding out of her starfish's mouth.

by slicksal October 19, 2006

Cauliflower Dick

The result of haveing intercourse with multiple hoeish partners without using protection.

Pat had Cauliflower Dick after screwing all those dirty fat goth bitches.

by Earl Teh Squirrel January 5, 2009

Caulkpocalypse

When your landlords borrowed caulking gun explodes, covering you and the surrounding area in caulk.

Ugg, Caulk exploded, Caulk everywhere. I'll never get all this caulk cleaned up...Actually, it was my landlord's caulk. He gave it to me yesterday, but I had no idea it would create such a mess. I had no idea it would be such a caulkpocalypse.

by DJSparky December 9, 2011

Austin Caudwell

RAT

I saw a austin caudwell and screamed, i tried to hit the austin with a broom

by kjfds March 25, 2010