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Caning

The sexual act of repeatedly sticking a candy cane into a woman’s vagina.
My cousin Walter said that even after him and his lady broke up, she’d call him every year around Christmas, looking for another “caning.”
by The Pizza Parker June 26, 2021
mugGet the Caningmug.

Cleveland Candy Cane

When you ass fuck someone, shit gets all over your dick, and then you cum on someone’s face, so it looks like a candy cane, but Cleveland style. Similar to a candy cane, which is when you fuck a girl in period and when ur cum on her face, period blood also gets on her face.
Man, I just gave Finn a Cleveland candy cane; I hope he likes the taste.
by dirtywords872 February 7, 2023
mugGet the Cleveland Candy Canemug.

Cane bear

The Cane Bear broke into the 7 Eleven.
by Wingmaster555 July 6, 2021
mugGet the Cane bearmug.

Light up Cane

A jolly euphemism for an erect penis. Perfect for the holidays.
“Hey Devan, have you and Mark set up the christmas decorations?”
“We did, I even found Mark’s light up cane!”
by Cowboy Crowbar November 23, 2022
mugGet the Light up Canemug.

Fucking caned

An Australian slang term pronounced 'faaa-ken cayyynd,' meaning something 'really hurt.'
I hit my shins on that metal bar last week and it fucking caned mate!
by Mimsta August 2, 2022
mugGet the Fucking canedmug.

Cane Cook

SUPER COOL GUY THAT HAS MANY FRIENDS.
by CANEzz November 3, 2017
mugGet the Cane Cookmug.

caning

Means to smoke a cigarette or joint insanely quick, usually while drunk or after cocaine as this causes you to excessively smoke.
Saw harry just cane a fag in 2 seconds!
been caning a fag buzzing off the nicotine
by Bigboy packet August 29, 2021
mugGet the caningmug.

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