crusty horn

when you have sex with a chick , you dont know she is on the rag and you wake up with a red crusty dick.

i woke up this morning at this chicks house, went to the bathroom and the bitch gave me a crusty horn.

by chaudron horn July 9, 2006

Crusty Blue Lobster

A mixture of a lobster and a blue waffle aka "Wills Mum"

Did you see Will's mum, she was such a crusty blue lobster last night.

by SparkeyRob June 19, 2014

CRAFTYNAGGIN

That weird beour in the corner who makes u giggle, might post a nip every now and again. saucy yet sound.

she has no twitter drama at all sure, she's craftynaggin

by ThePenisLiquor May 30, 2019

Crastic

Exceptionally terrible. A complete and utter waste of time for everyone involved on all levels.

Everything Harry as ever posted on the internet is crastic in the extreme.

by Rozzlol August 7, 2011

Crusty Cob

The dry crusty vagina of an elderly dehydrated woman.

Friend 1: Why are you drinking all that water?

Friend 2: My mouth is dry after chewing on your grandmas crusty cob.

by HydratedElderlyWoman March 20, 2009

proffesional crastinator

A person who is good at doing anything as long as it is not productive in anyway towards the task at hand.

Ironically a professional crastinator often realizes true potential at their actual profession

**Man Aoun is so good at procrastinating he should figure out a way he can do it while getting paid and become a proffesional crastinator

by Bskoks13 February 11, 2009

crusty vato

noun. 1.a well used prostitute's sensitive bits.

Origin=2006, TotalFark.

If you're desperate for some poon, a crusty vato will do just fine.

by minidoxigirli November 24, 2006