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cool story bro 

An appropriate response to a story that went nowhere and/or was completely uninteresting.
"This one time me and my brother were eating sandwiches and he was like 'dude, I hate mustard' and I was like 'yeah.'"
"Cool story bro."
cool story bro by Geneva H February 7, 2009

bro-zone 

the "bro-zone" can be defined as an area in which a girl has entered when befriending a guy. Usually occurring with tomboys and their guy friends, when the male friend acknowledges the girl's actions (assuming that the girl is a tomboy) reffers to her as a "bro" or "another one of the guys". At this point the girl in question has entered the bro-zone. The bro-zone eliminates any possible chance of the friends having any sexual or relationship interest, and renders any chance of escaping the bro-zone hopeless.
Katie: So how was hanging out with Chad and his friends?
Marcy: *sigh* he called me his "buddy"...his "bro"
Katie: ooooo hate to say this...you're permanantly in his bro-zone.
Marcy: ya, and I still like him.
Katie: you might as well give up on him, there's no hope now that you're in the bro-zone.
bro-zone by The Living Joke August 22, 2009

bro ahead 

bro ahead (sometimes spelled bro-ahead)

pronunciation: (broh-uh-hed) IPA(ˈbɹoʊ əˌhɛd)

n. permission given by male friend to pursue a course of action, usu. involving romantic or sexual interest, that might conflict with the interests or sensibilities of said male friend due to familial ties or prior relationship with the person of interest

origin: Milwaukee, Wisconsin, May 2010
SITUATION 1

Bro 1-Think I’m gonna go talk to that girl at the bar again, man. She’s lookin’ good.
Bro 2-The one in blue? That’s Tracy. I met her last week at the barbecue, she’s really cool. And she’s single.
Bro 1-The one you talked to me about? Should I hold off? You met her first.
Bro 2-Nah, it’s cool, I’m not hittin’ that. You go on over there.
Bro 1-You sure?
Bro 2-Yeah, I’m giving you the bro ahead, you can tell her I said “hi”.

SITUATION 2

Bro 1-Dude, that chick at the bar is totally hot!
Bro 2-That’s Tim's sister, man.
Bro 1-Oh...
Bro 2-Yeah, “oh” is right. You better back off, cause you’re not getting the bro ahead on this one. Not after what happened with Tracy.
bro ahead by TUNA the 3rd July 18, 2010

bro intel 

The act of a guy helping his friend get laid by asking a girl questions about him and then reporting her responses to him in secret.

The male version of "ho intel."
Alex gave Jack some serious bro intel when he told him that Katie was talking about him the other day.
bro intel by fuffies December 21, 2008

Bro-Dependent 

adj. The act of being waaaay to reliant upon one's homies, constantly expecting them to kick down whatever they may have. Be it weed, a product from the place they work (Free shit from Burger King), anything they are eating, money to pay bills, etc.
"Dude, Mike is always broke but he gets kicked down food from Matt who works at McDonalds, Jim who grows his own bud and beers from Kevin @ the brewery."

"I know, he's totally too bro-dependent."

Bro-trust 

The most holy bond between two bros. Bro-trust is the faith that your bros will back you up and always keep their promises.
"Bro, promise to wake me up before you leave. I really want to come."
"I will dude."
"Promise on bro-trust."
Bro-trust by aTrain8 May 12, 2009