Pulling a Bridget the midget is when you stab your boyfriend in the calf with a butter knife. She was arrested for doing so when he cheated on her.
I don't think a bandaid is going to help him. I caught in bed with the neighbor and gave him a real Bridget the Midget.
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Get the Bridgetize mug.A bridge connecting California to Hawaii, a futuristic project by the military, Its a good way to trick your friends =D
by K-Bizzle Jew December 2, 2007
Get the tigris bridge mug.If the hole bridge requires a toll, make sure your undercarriage has a protective coating to prevent damage.
by Livinwright March 29, 2009
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Student 1: So have you read that article on the Chinese Revolution?
Student 2: Yes and oh my god it is a big Geo bridge!
Student 1: How so?
Student 2: Well its because of the Chinese Revolution that the PRC and RC separated. However, the USA initially supported the RC to spite the PRC during the cold war years. However, now that the PRC is dominant in global affairs it will not allow the RC (Taiwan) to become a recognized independent country under the U.N. Because of this, Taiwan cannot claim sovereign rights of the Spratly Islands in the South China Sea although some believe it has the most claim to the islands. And because 4+ nations claim the islands because of their geostrategic location there is tense pollitical rivalries in the area which threaten global stability as the Spratlys are on a major shipping route from Japan to Europe.
Student 2: Yes and oh my god it is a big Geo bridge!
Student 1: How so?
Student 2: Well its because of the Chinese Revolution that the PRC and RC separated. However, the USA initially supported the RC to spite the PRC during the cold war years. However, now that the PRC is dominant in global affairs it will not allow the RC (Taiwan) to become a recognized independent country under the U.N. Because of this, Taiwan cannot claim sovereign rights of the Spratly Islands in the South China Sea although some believe it has the most claim to the islands. And because 4+ nations claim the islands because of their geostrategic location there is tense pollitical rivalries in the area which threaten global stability as the Spratlys are on a major shipping route from Japan to Europe.
by geo-nerd'12 September 13, 2011
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Generally between cock and mouth but could just aswell be two thighs or several faces. In rare cases between ones own cock and mouth.
Generally between cock and mouth but could just aswell be two thighs or several faces. In rare cases between ones own cock and mouth.
"Man you should have seen the jizz bridge I had going between suzie's eye and my dick last night, you could have charged a toll on that monster"
"After Sam pounded his chocolate chimney Corey opened his ass cheeks to reveil at least fifty mini jizz bridges"
"After Sam pounded his chocolate chimney Corey opened his ass cheeks to reveil at least fifty mini jizz bridges"
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