What most people reading this is suffering from ''Boredom"
This infection is easy to but hard to cure. This infection can be caused by simply a teacher teaching something you already know or by your lack of tv show recorded or by simply binge watching Bobs Burgers.
The only cure is by doing something mildly interesting like counting the nails on a wall or by playing around with siri (Or cortana if you have an Microsoft phone)
But sadly there is no medical cure so instead of being bored on your ass all day go for a job and be productive.
This infection is easy to but hard to cure. This infection can be caused by simply a teacher teaching something you already know or by your lack of tv show recorded or by simply binge watching Bobs Burgers.
The only cure is by doing something mildly interesting like counting the nails on a wall or by playing around with siri (Or cortana if you have an Microsoft phone)
But sadly there is no medical cure so instead of being bored on your ass all day go for a job and be productive.
by ThatCunt123 March 28, 2016
Get the Boredom mug.A bored crush is a crush that you find in a time of boredom. You generally have controversial feelings towards them. These feelings often change from time to time regularly.
Mariah: So, Shakira. Do you still like the guy with the curls?
Shakira: No
3 hours later...
Shakira: Hey, Mariah you know that guy with the curls... Yeah I like him.
Mariah: ugh you must have a bored crush.
Shakira: No
3 hours later...
Shakira: Hey, Mariah you know that guy with the curls... Yeah I like him.
Mariah: ugh you must have a bored crush.
by Mongarong May 16, 2017
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Are you bored?? Get a hobby 🤨
by Ri_gargantuan September 4, 2021
Get the Bored mug.When one is extremely bored with something.
Mostly used by people that work in the restaurant / cafe business. The moments when you work in a cafe and there is fuck all to do.
Can also be used with the work tragic. Mostly referring to sad, unattractive, badly dressed gay men.
Mostly used by people that work in the restaurant / cafe business. The moments when you work in a cafe and there is fuck all to do.
Can also be used with the work tragic. Mostly referring to sad, unattractive, badly dressed gay men.
I am so "cafe bored" today!
God i am so "cafe bored" of your attitude lately!
This flick is "cafe boring"!
Fuck me he is "cafe tragic" can you see what he's wearing!
God i am so "cafe bored" of your attitude lately!
This flick is "cafe boring"!
Fuck me he is "cafe tragic" can you see what he's wearing!
by Brighton09 January 20, 2009
Get the Cafe Bored mug.Getting utterly surprised by someone speaking perfect English. Usually comes while an English-speaker is immersed in a foreign culture, possibly in Asia, and in a vulnerable position. The shock of a bombing can cause temporary loss of bodily control, such as drooling or sphincter loss.
Johnny was the only non-Korean in the bar. He had to pee and he was starting the familiar dance. He racked his brain for the appropriate Korean phrase, when the bartender asked, "do you need to use the bathroom?" A dot of pee released. BAM! English bombed!
by Johnny Fish July 23, 2012
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