Bonk

v., to contact someone. Like "hit me up" but shorter and better. Not sexual.

"That movie looks good, bonk me later if you feel like going."

by Meisterburgher October 16, 2021

Bonk disease

You die when you get bonked

lmao bonk disease lmao

by Bruvuvu November 1, 2020

bonk

shitty 11 year old italian retard aus cheater that gets muted every discord and has a ballsack size of my dads

bonk is a retard compared to wogs

by big dick bonk destroyer September 12, 2020

big fat bonks

big fat boobs but funnier

That girl over there has big fat bonks.

by PotatoButter95 July 11, 2022

Bonk

Penis. Short form of richard

Suck my bonk.
Ur gay

by Tf2 Heavy November 14, 2020

Bonk

A sexual act where the Penis is held on the shaft except the tip is seen. Then slam your hand on the tip resembling a “bonk” sensation.

“Dude I hooked up with grandma and she totally bonked my tip.

by Granny BBW March 8, 2020

BONK

1. The act of hitting someone on the head

2. Something that is said before you go to Horny Jail

*Bonk!*

Go to horny jail.

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 1, 2022