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blob of person shaped misery

A Sentient blob of person shaped misery (BOPSM) is often used to describe a person of a minimal existence. This person is often a drain on those around them and can suck the "fun" out of any situation. They find it extremely difficult to succeed in their daily doings and in turn take out this frustration by draining the energy of those around them.
Adam: Lets get fucking drunk!
Mike: naw, i got hw.. and a meeting and then another meeting. whateva.
Adam: Mike, your a bitch.
Mike:well i dont know what im doing tonight.
Adam: I am trying to make plans with you... that is what your doing tonight?
Mike: well ill let you know... i might work or something or have to have dinner with my family or something. im a loser.
Adam: fuck your just a blob of person shaped misery
by agarts1 January 13, 2011
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blob'ish

The state of feeling like a 'blob'. Similar to the state of feeling like a snail, however one is also bloated and lazy. One could be considered 'immobile'.
I feel so blob'ish today after taking all those shots last night.
by Teebrande October 10, 2015
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Blob Marley

Smokin while on the loo
gary - "im just gonna take the joint im going for a Blob Marley"
kevin- "you cunt"
by sfgaesdfs March 12, 2016
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Blob

Barry was so desperate that he went for Jenna the BLOB
by James Pete 97 August 2, 2016
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Blobfish

A person that is really dumb but is also very funny. She has a "different and unique" personality.
Blobfish, are you serious. MacBooks obviously aren't used like that.
by Karahballa October 4, 2018
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Blobfish

The beatiful creature and looks nasty, used for ships that both people look good, but looks ugly together.
OMG, Katherine and Arnav are both so cute! But they look like a blobfish when they are together
by MeHavSmallPP May 8, 2019
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blobulous

did you see that blobulous thing mom served us foe dinner last night
by Gabriel Lin February 27, 2020
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