Sitting out in your rikity old shitter pinching out a loaf while getting a blow job while your dog watches!
Cletus: "Yo' ma! i gotta shit! Come her and put yer kissing tools on my baby maker"
Ma: "Dang, Cletus! Thats yur third turd t'day!"
Ma: "Dang, Cletus! Thats yur third turd t'day!"
by Rusty Shackelford March 30, 2004
a variation of a blumpkin where a girl performs fellatio on a guy taking a dump, then inserts an enema during climax.
by Longshanks Blumpelstiltskin November 07, 2006
After giving someone a Blumpkin, the word "Blumpkin Breathe" is when your mouth smells like the remains of Sperm, Penis, and possibly Feces.
You listen here you little Blumpkin Breathe! (To get someones attention when you know they have been giving the almighty Blumpkin)
by OG FISHBONE January 14, 2010
That reverse blumpkin stunk.
by Hawksraider April 27, 2015
The act of receiving oral sex while playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 1 or Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Often abbreviated as "tac-blump"
"Dude you're 0 and 16 what the fuck are you doing?"
"Can't talk right now Rachaels giving me a tactical blumpkin"
"Can't talk right now Rachaels giving me a tactical blumpkin"
by Codplaya May 09, 2010
n. a blumpkin (blowjob while taking a shit) but now said blowjob recipient is also playing Call of Duty. To enhance this experience, the recipient also has his headset on, and is screaming profanities.
by An actual DB recipient March 06, 2010
The act of a man getting a blowjob while simultaneously taking a shit on their partners chest; and afterwards, rolling their ass back and forth in it to make it like a steam roller.
dude, he did a blumpkin steamer withhis girlfriend, and she broke up with him before he could finish shitting.
by slackGIR August 28, 2006