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Butt Blizzard

When you spank a girl's ass with a frozen heath bar until it crumbles, then it feed it to her while fucking her from behind. You must remember to take breaks so the girl doesn't choke. Eat, Fuck, Eat, Fuck...repeat until done.
My girl was hungry, so I gave her a butt blizzard.
by JS123678123 February 19, 2024
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Quizzard Blizzard

When a female wizard explosively queefs large quantities of blizz (a mixture of jizz and blood). Usually it involves magic spells, also.
Dude, I gotta quit dropping acid. I swear just saw a quizzard blizzard.
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blizzard conditions

The act of making a womans face so white with semen it looks like she went out in "blizzard conditions"
Hey check out jen. I jizzed all over her face and it looks like she went out in "blizzard conditions".
by pboudreau13 May 3, 2014
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Dairy Queen Blizzards

Boy are they delicious
Bob: Hey John, let's go get some Dairy Queen blizzards!

John: Sounds like a great idea!
by somebody who likes diary queen December 20, 2020
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blizzard wizard

Person 1: Did you see that guy in the playground?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a total blizzard wizard.
by blizzard wizard March 17, 2022
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oreo blizzard

the oreo blizzard consists of putting oreos up your asshole so far that you vomit them out so they come out the other hole (your mouth).
bro me and this chick just had the best oreo blizzard last night
by damo dazza February 28, 2024
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The Blizzard

The blizzard- the act of having a girl jack you off and making you nut on your ceiling fan then turning it on as she runs around getting as much ejaculation in her mouth as possible
Nancy last night was so fun chad gave me the blizzard
by OOOGA DOOOOGA June 13, 2022
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