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Fanny Blower

A blower of fannies. But it's actually what fans were called in the 1900's
"Turn off the fanny blower, Micheal! You're going to raise the power bill!"
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Lung Blower

The nickname for 9x19mm parabellum. Given by the 46th president of the United States after Incorrectly stating "9 mm blows the lungs out of the body"
Person 1: man I'm going to get some Winchester lung blowers. According to our president it is really effective
by SparhawkTB August 30, 2023
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Linkedin Blower

A person (usually with a fancy title) who feels the need to comment, share, & post on their profile or feed 24/7. Usually on people who are their subordinates or lower peers. Very common on people who share a promotion. These comments are like “I am so proud and love seeing you climb the ladder” “Welcome to our team” “watching you grow on your journey is exciting keep up the hard work
Omg Taylor our CFO was on Linkedin congratulating our intern who just got promoted to file cabinet cleaner, and he posted it on linked in. She’s a such a Linkedin Blower…Taylor said

“Congrats Richie..Keep up the hard work! I remember when you interned for me, those files cabinets are lucky to have you”
by drswipe007 September 5, 2023
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Choad blower

A person who specializes in giving blow jobs to people with choads
by Big dam February 28, 2024
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Speaker Blowerz

Producer whos beats slap so hard they might blow your sound system.
That Speaker Blowerz beat got my sub thumpin.
by 900/1700Teejay April 4, 2024
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Fairy Blower

The act of putting cocaine and meth inside of your rectum and farting it out violently, to resemble fairy dust being shot out.
The cartel made me do a Fairy Blower cause I testified guilty.
by sploshii January 22, 2026
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