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Bestestest Fwend

Noun. The friend you you can turn to when times are shitty. Your bestestest fwend may hate you for your horrible spelling, but hey, its pretty cute. This friend is more than a best frend; they are you bestestest fwend. It is important to know that there is a difference between a best friend and a bestestest fwend. Your bestestest fwend may hate you at times, but it will always work out, because you guys are bestestest fwends.
Bestestest Fwend #1- So yeah, this girl i like wants to be my only best friend....
Bestestest Fwend #2- Noooooooo! What'd you say?!?
Bestestest Fwend #1- I said ok to her...
Bestestest Fwend #2-(crying)
Bestestest Fwend #1-....i told her that she can be my only best friend. But YOU are my bestestest fwend. There's a difference.
Bestestest Fwend #2- You told her that?

Bestestest Fwend #1- Yeah...
Bestestest Fwend #2- OMG, i love you!
by bestestestfwend1 October 12, 2011
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Basterd

Someone who is employed in the business of killin' nazis.
Nazi: "Sie sind echte Basterd."
Basterd: "I'm going to knock your head off with my baseball bat you damn nazi."
by B1gAlMan August 21, 2009
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bestfriend sex

when two best friends attempt to have sex but either the guy or the girl just cannot go through with it because they're best friends.
My bestfriend and i attempted to have sex, but i lost my hard because it was bestfriend sex.
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buzzer beater

The girl you get at the closing seconds of a bar closing in a last ditch effort to get a girl to sleep with you.
Justin: yo man there not much time left and i don't think these girls are going to pan out

Steve : its ok, lets leave these girls before the other bars close and see if we can get us some buzzer beaters.
by generalbone March 17, 2010
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Baby Baster

A guy who bastes the fetus of a pregnant woman with his spunk after coitus.
Not wanting to waste a perfectly private hospital room, Joe (a baby baster) blasted his girlfriend's baby one last time before her delivery.
by SMG Quakertown January 14, 2010
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beater

1. An old cheap car.

2. A tank-top like undershirt that has vertical stripes.

3. Short for "beat her".
1. I drive an old beater.

2. My beater is so comfortable, I could wear it all the time.

3. I'm so mad I think I'm going to take off my shirt and beater. (this is a double pun because if the guy is wearing a beater under his shirt then he is in the act of beatingwearing a wife beater and he is also going to "beat her".)
by Klosterman6969 July 31, 2004
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woman beater

a man, usually larger than his significant other, who slaps, kicks, or physically torments his female partner
I heard Harley's ex boyfriend hit everyone he went out with. That Neta is such a woman beater!
by Sue See Anne May 15, 2009
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