Bernardo

A very unfunny and chopped person... usually seen alone, wishing someone loved him
also known as retardo

Person 1: "Yo, who is that retardo over there?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah, that's Bernardo."

by mr.schwienernuzz October 6, 2025

Bernardo Girão

Um Bernardo Girão é um homem de responsabilidade, com grande importância na U.C., mas também um pouco autista, estúpido e meio burro. Sempre a jabardar, não se cala e só diz merda. Faz coisas que não lembra a ninguém e só tem amigos que ou são vendidos ou bonecos. Para ser um Bernardo Girão, basta vir do Satao e morar em Coimbra, ser meio autista, gostar de falar com elas e ao mesmo tempo ser um pouco homossexual.

Bernardo Girão é mesmo autista

by Novinho Do Satao December 18, 2025

Colette Bernard

The number one Lidl shopper that will rade the shop

I might turn into a Colette Bernard if I don't stop going Lidl

by Shane and ECKO August 29, 2016

pody bernard

pody Bernard is grandma Latisha dog who been stuffed for eat years dead for seven you have to say pody Bernard when u meet him.

say hi pody Bernard say hi to my dog .

by Niggahump April 22, 2017

prins bernard

Obscure dutch slang for penis.

Only used by boomers & up.

Maurice is a prins bernard

by danielster July 27, 2018

saint bernard prep

It’s a place of a bunch of suck ups they are mostly fuckers and they are just annoying they are like if your not perfect you don’t fucking fit in it is a catholic fucking boarding school in Alabama cullman and I think you shouldn’t ever go there or definitely board there just being honest

That Saint Bernard prep is a hell hole

by Rip9/11forever February 18, 2019

Diogo Bernardo

Another way of saying "Double Blow".
It's usually a name that is associated with Witzelsucht, a condition characterized by a tendency to make puns, or tell inappropriate jokes or pointless stories in socially inappropriate situations.

This name is usually used to warn people about this condition.

Hey dude, don't be such a Diogo Bernardo!

by chinocadocaralho October 15, 2019