Douche Belt

A term/system allowing for identification and quantification of a person's douchiness, with degrees from 1 to 5 indicating subject's progress toward a state of ultimate douchebag-dom.

"Hey, check out that jackass with the muscle shirt and tribal band tattoo, leaning against his spotless 4x4 truck that's obviously never been taken off-road."

"Yeah, I see him. Third-degree douche belt right there."

by Mattsooee October 10, 2012

rope belted

When someone has to keep your pants up by tying a rope around your pants.

That man's pants were so sagging, they had to get him rope belted

by Sportsguy1991 September 5, 2013

Side Belting

The act of fat blokes wearing their belts with the buckle to the side so that it doesn’t dig in to overhanging stomachs.

“I have been able to sit up straight in a chair since I started side belting instead of just laying down eating biscuits”

by Johngefc June 25, 2021

Chastity Belt

The bouncer of the Vagina Bar

That chastity belt always keeps me out!

by misssamantha December 11, 2011

Fat Belt

The American South.

Man #1: I hear Starbucks is introducing its new 31-ounce drink size today.

Man #2: Disgusting, who would want that?

Man #1: Apparently they are introducing it in places like Florida, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Kentucky, Texas, and South Carolina.

Man #2: Ah yeah, the fat belt. Makes sense.

by Fully Dressed Lunch January 19, 2011

The Nothing Belt

Above Texas and Between the states of Arkansas and Nevada lies the Nothing Belt. It is the area of the U.S. in which absolutely no one lives, except for a few people. All the states here are big, square, flat, plainy states, but to the south the plains turn to mesas and valleys. Arguably the most inconspicuous state here is Nebraska (even though it produces most of the US’s Corn), since fingers and eyes of children and adults alike will scroll past it (and the rest of the Nothing Belt) every time, usually focusing on states like Tennessee and California. The most viewed state might just be Oklahoma, due to its place in traditional American stories and its strange shape. It is argued on whether or not the square-ish tip of Texas is part of the Nothing Belt or not.
I don’t know why more people don’t live out there, it seems pretty and down to earth.

My friend lives in the Nothing Belt.
I went down to the Nothing Belt on vacation last year.
You ever been to the Nothing Belt?

by Peanut Butter & Bukkake August 30, 2019

word belt

A title belt for Urban Dictionary competitors. Symbolizes achievement/victories for word plays. Awarded to members who hold the highest number of words contributed.

My new word has been approved, I just added another notch to the word belt!

Jose takes back the word bet title from Miguel, after proving Miguel cheated by not using any vowels in his newly created words.

by Jack Chau March 6, 2011