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Location: One mile east of the junction of Highway 33 and Highway 128. (lower middle part of bumm fucking Illinois)
Demographic: Black .02% , White 53%, White Trash 47%.
Average Yearly Income: $12,573
Nickname: Beecher
Description: One time "High Times Weed Capital of the World", Beecher City is now just a small town 15 miles west of Effingham, with alot (and i do mean alot) of stoners.
Location: One mile east of the junction of Highway 33 and Highway 128. (lower middle part of bumm fucking Illinois)
Demographic: Black .02% , White 53%, White Trash 47%.
Average Yearly Income: $12,573
Nickname: Beecher
Description: One time "High Times Weed Capital of the World", Beecher City is now just a small town 15 miles west of Effingham, with alot (and i do mean alot) of stoners.
Meghann "So, is there anywhere to work at in Beecher City?"
Alex "No."
Meghann "What about the Beecher Meat Factory?"
Alex "What? There's no meat facto..."
"Oh, a masturbation joke, nice"
Alex "No."
Meghann "What about the Beecher Meat Factory?"
Alex "What? There's no meat facto..."
"Oh, a masturbation joke, nice"
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Being too lazy to perform the Abe Lincoln and not wanting to risk being caught tea bagging Steve, Hayden gave him the less-intrusive, longer-lasting beechnut instead.
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Get the Beechnut mug.Kid - Who was the Governer of Massachusetts from 1730 to 1741?
Parent - Why Jonathan Belcher of course!
Parent - Why Jonathan Belcher of course!
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