A weapon used in the great George Lucas Motion Pictures commonly known as Star Wars.
The weapon uses ion cartridges found in the outer mining planets in the ionic galaxies. Wookies first discovered the ions as a propellent to keep bugs off of their fur. Until the wookies learned the ion compound combusted when under high pressure. 50 wookies died from this sad but neccessary understanding of the ions now used in blaster rifles.
When word of this tragic incident reached the republic they quickily mass produced this for use in guns that would fire a concentrated beam of energy that would realign organic material effectively splitting apart the internal make up of the atoms. Or, in a shorter sense killing the person and hurting them very bad while doing so.
The weapon uses ion cartridges found in the outer mining planets in the ionic galaxies. Wookies first discovered the ions as a propellent to keep bugs off of their fur. Until the wookies learned the ion compound combusted when under high pressure. 50 wookies died from this sad but neccessary understanding of the ions now used in blaster rifles.
When word of this tragic incident reached the republic they quickily mass produced this for use in guns that would fire a concentrated beam of energy that would realign organic material effectively splitting apart the internal make up of the atoms. Or, in a shorter sense killing the person and hurting them very bad while doing so.
by jzimo August 10, 2005
Get the blaster repeating rifle mug.A corruption of the colloquial nonword adjective 'bastarding,' commonly used by one in the throes of a sudden effusive rage.
Most frequently pronounced without the g, i.e. basterin'.
Most frequently pronounced without the g, i.e. basterin'.
How many fucking times do I have to trip over that cunting rug before someone MOVES the bastering thing?!?
by Andy Sword October 9, 2009
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Zach and Evan got so blasterd that they were on the roof at 2am singing Mexican fiesta music, and neither of the speak Spanish.
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Hey, are you going to see the Gargle Blasters?
I dunno, where are they playing?
At Loretta's.
Oh. Yeah! That's in South Park.
I know. It sucks they took out the bridge.
I dunno, where are they playing?
At Loretta's.
Oh. Yeah! That's in South Park.
I know. It sucks they took out the bridge.
by Doc Maynard November 17, 2010
Get the Gargle Blasters mug.A white beater is a slang for wife beater, not the other way around. They first called them wife beaters refering to the stereotype that men who wore the tanks were generally ones who beat their wives. The typical color of the tank is white. Its like saying "white wife beater".
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Bro #1: Dude, I totally just found this warm Milwaukee's Best in my drawer while I was looking for a condom to rail this fat ugly chick with herpes.
Bro #2: BEASTED!
Bro #2: BEASTED!
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