Bearosity

To have a beastly nature about one's self, e.g. the ferociousness of a bear; also having a very rugged and beastly appearance

The scary inmate had such a bearosity about him, the other inmates made sure to stay clear of his destructive path.

by Dr. Smitherson Phd. January 7, 2009

Beardsturbation

1. Fondling of one's own facial hair for the sheer & immense pleasure of it.

2. Stroking the pubic area but focusing on the tufts of hair around the vagina.

"Robert's beard is looking stringy today"

"Yeah, he just had a vigorous bearsturbation session"

"I wouldn't have such a problem with her beardsturbation if she didn't do it so much in public

by AndyRobertAlexDwyer March 12, 2013

bearsuit

The pj's that a mans wife or girlfriend wears to bed if she doesn't want to have sex. Like an all flannel outfit or fat pants.

Husband says to him self, " I can see the wife has her bearsuit on again. Looks like more masterbating for me tonight."

by Alfred Blowbaum January 22, 2014

Beaubs

Another word for shoes, mostly used to describe Tennis Shoes such as New Balances or Nikes. Can also be derogatory about said shoes depending on context.

Bro #1 "Dude, those beaubs are kroosh as fuck man."
Bro #2 "Aww come on man these Nikes are fresh."
Bro #1 "Yeah, maybe if you're lookin for some anal action from DaQuan."

by RamHammer2015 August 21, 2014

Beards over Babies

An ideology founded by a small-brained, self-important, extinction-doomed gender, promoting the growth of facial hair, esp. in relation to gestation.

T-Rex: Sure, women get to feel the miracle of life growing inside them and the joy of birth or of laying eggs or WHATEVER, but we get to engineer hairy faces AT OUR LEISURE.

Utahraptor: I don't get why you're casting this in terms of a gender battle, but yeah- I'm with beards over babies too!

by Cortotto December 2, 2016

barbs horses

A sexy elderly woman that enjoys spending her evenings by taking her majestic horses on long walks. Barb is also very found of younger men and likes to make them come over to her barn and feed her horses

Barbs horses are just awesome creatures. I love when she asks me to come feed them

by Ballerboy38 February 19, 2018

BeardSquad

A group of males all of whom have tremendous bears, bantering and generally having a great time.
Made famous by JWBruh Instagram Live

Dude I wish I could grow a beard, maybe then I could hang out with those guys! Liam and Max's bears look great, Lewis is doing well - they are all in the BeardSquad.

by 1234whoareya August 1, 2019