baby battered

The male act of having an orgasm, shooting a load, on someone or something. Usu. a big load.

Right before I had an orgasm while doing my girlfriend last night, I took my cock out of her, snd baby battered her tits.

by RobC June 1, 2005

Battery

Magical metal bar that makes things happen, until it runs out of magic. Then it can be used to throw at annoying people, to prop up particularly wobbly chairs or be sold to the gullible.

Priscilla: My battery powered washing machine isnt working
Borris: The batteries must be running out. Lets throw them at Frank!

by Frank March 8, 2004

Battering the sausage

The male art of masturbating

Jon: My mother caught me battering the sausage!
Dave: Shit.

by Emily Saunders November 6, 2005

Banter club

a footy club that is ridiculed by people for how good they are at being absolute shit. examples are manure, bottleham, chelski

p1: u watch the bottleham game bro?
p2: let me guess they bottled it again ?
p1: spot on fam they lost the carabao cup final to man city
p2: looooool what a banter club

by Matty likes phatty February 7, 2022

cunt batter

gop, fanny goo

She loved it, when I'd delivered my muck her socks were already awash with cunt batter

by butt weasel August 29, 2003

battered

When you are overwhelmed from the effects of any form of drug.

That was so good shit, it really battered me.

by kippo May 23, 2003

baby batter

Very simply male ejaculate. One of many ingredients in the recepie that is a child, it is available whenever needed by a woman. Although it is meant to create babies it usually slams against a laytex membrane (sometimes flavored) or a kleenex.

"I released my baby batter on her face, but she got a bit pissed"

by JtothaC March 14, 2005