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eat the bat

To perform a questionable action that seems trivial, but ultimately causes a cascade of ever more significant and catastrophic events.
Who would have thought that a bowl of bushmeat stew in Wuhan would end with global economic collapse. Someone really "eat the bat" this time!
by psilofyr March 19, 2020
mugGet the eat the batmug.

Stanky Bat

An act in which one uses a Louisville Slugger for a masturabory deed
guy 1: Hey, did you see the video of AJ?

Guy 2: Yeah, she be doing the stanky bat!
by Ferrigno April 4, 2009
mugGet the Stanky Batmug.

rip bats

Kyle: It's 4/20, you know what that means?
AJ: Let's rip bats!
Kyle: The sickest of bats!
by cibberustheprogamer June 4, 2016
mugGet the rip batsmug.

bat-grupo

Bat-grupo is a group on Facebook for Tumblr users, that way, you NEED to have Tumblr (no excuses) to be part of it. Otherwise, the ban vai eat teu habbo.

The group was created by Neilson Araújo with the aim of amuse the members.

A quick resume of Bat-grupo's rules is: respect everyone else in the same way (bixa, zé gotinha da petrobrás, pastel de flango, etc), like it or not; We're not instagram, want to make an album? www.instagram.com < make yourself an account, kid; No nudes; No explicit drugs; No douchey comments; Don't you like a person? Block her/him and keep it in your panties, sweetheart; Don't share your account in social networks all over the place, keep that in your panties as well. And finally: What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

The group has been knocked down a few times but oh well, we're back, you know why? Nós somos o forninho que vocês não conseguem segurar.

É treta? Eu que fiz!
(Yev, larga teus velcros e volta pra gente)
I'm part of Bat-grupo.
by hotaria December 4, 2014
mugGet the bat-grupomug.

ball bat

by Yung Jay of tha 3.C.G.z June 25, 2009
mugGet the ball batmug.

bat hit

Smoking pot out of a "one-hitter", or "batter"; discreet enough to look like a cigarette, you can smoke it an put it away quickly.
1) Let's stop here before going in, I just need one bat hit.
by shelleyrey October 19, 2012
mugGet the bat hitmug.

Bat Sploof

A sploof that's disguised as a normal roll of paper towels (A sploof is a tube (usually a paper towel or toilet paper roll free of paper) which is filled with dryer sheets, so when you blow smoke through it, the smoke isn't malodorous).
Quick, pass him the Bat Sploof before he stinks up the room!
by Keefe Krazy February 27, 2009
mugGet the Bat Sploofmug.

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