Barnes and Noble

A place that will wait until you’ve found something you like, and then make you need to shit violently. You also will not be able to locate the bathroom.

“Hey dude! Come look at this book on the 34th rule of the inter—ah fuck I really need to shit hold on”

“I swear man everyone always needs to shit when they go in Barnes and Noble”

by 1-2-buckle my shoe April 28, 2023

Shtu-Barnes

adjective: stupid; without thinking

Noun: Idiot

Adjective: That comment was Shtu-Barnes

Noun: Shut up Shtu-Barnes

by Richard Cranium June 25, 2003

sauce barn

a barn where you get sauced asf

Bro let’s go to the sauce barn and get sauced asf

by Balake223 August 3, 2018

Mandela Barnes

My mom was a teacher and my dad worked third shift!
That's why I'll work just as hard for you, as you work for your family

Twitter: “I can't believe Mandela Barnes lost!”
Me: “I know, right! His mom was a teacher, and his dad worked third shift!”

by The Wisconsin Democratic Party January 19, 2023

booby barn

1 n: An adult establishment or bar full of strippers; nudy bar; strip club.

Hey (Johny) wanna go to the booby barn? I heard your mom was gonna be there. *laughter* Johny: "I hate you."

by woahbust October 24, 2020

Buldge barn

Bulge barn , it’s the new bulk barn

Buldge barn it’s the new bulk barn let’s go check it out , they got some good deals going on

by Mnj85 June 22, 2021

Barn Up

When one steps up and takes care of their business and exceed expectations they barn up.

Jamal: Hey Bre can you make six boxes of chicken.
Bre: That’s a lot of chicken.
Jamal: Girl you just need to barn up and make the chicken.

by Lecrae116 October 20, 2018