jessica barnes

a legend who just reads erotica all day.

that is all.

gary; "hey jessica u wanna peg me tonight babz xxx?"

Jessica Barnes; "no fuck off, im wanking and reading erotica you eejit"

by pubes.com November 21, 2020

riley barnes

Riley Barnes A charming girl. A little on the shy side but when she’s comfortable she’s crazy wild and out going- in a good way though. She very much loves long romantic walks to the fridge. She’s def a cutie for sure. She can get annoyed sometimes but by the end of the day she’s still a major sweetheart. She does her best to always be there for her friends, she fails ; like we all do, but she’s a great friend.

Man 1) Bro, she hot

Man 2) Who?
Man 1) Riley Barnes

Man 2) Oh man, I know she a complete snack

by Thatonegirlwhohefellinlovewith October 7, 2018

sauce barn

a barn where you get sauced asf

Bro let’s go to the sauce barn and get sauced asf

by Balake223 August 3, 2018

Mandela Barnes

My mom was a teacher and my dad worked third shift!
That's why I'll work just as hard for you, as you work for your family

Twitter: “I can't believe Mandela Barnes lost!”
Me: “I know, right! His mom was a teacher, and his dad worked third shift!”

by The Wisconsin Democratic Party January 19, 2023

Shtu-Barnes

adjective: stupid; without thinking

Noun: Idiot

Adjective: That comment was Shtu-Barnes

Noun: Shut up Shtu-Barnes

by Richard Cranium June 25, 2003

jacob barnes

Jacob Barnes is a very good man. His good friends are Graham, Landon, Levi, MacKenzie, and McKenna. He is crazy when it comes to Coco Puffs. He doesn’t really like art class to much. He is athletic and is good at basically every sport.

Girl 1-woah jacob barnes
Girl 1-I know right

by ur mom!!:) April 21, 2022

Barn rogger

The act of sneaking into an old red barn and having your way with the unsuspecting animals

Hey Jim! go on in there and barn rogger those goats!

by cole manning June 22, 2019