Yacolt Hoedown Baddie

Country girls in Yacolt, Washington who are hard to get but will date a guy every two weeks. These baddies spend their free time doing redneck shit such as lighting shit on fire, playing in the woods, and partying with their group of friends called "girl friends." They have a wild side but do not show it publicly sometimes including to their family as they consist of a dad or an uncle who are usually an alcoholic. At least one of their relatives is a meth, crack, or other form of a drug addict. When they aren't attending church with their grandma, hanging out with their friends talking white trailer park shit, or horseback riding, you can find them listening to music. They may say that they like classical rock but will probably only listen to Nirvana, Journey, or Bon Jovi. Even though they are country they do not usually like country music as often as rock although in some cases it's inherited in their family culture. This culture will consist of a Texan pride, tough country boy/girl personality who are Trump supporters and big time people with a "you trespass on my property, you get shot" mentality. You will find their dad bragging about owning a tough mud wheeling Toyota Tundra truck but it will turn out to be a 2008 model version. These people also usually come from mid-middle class or impoverished families who live trailer park or farming communities/properties

"BRO YOU GOT A GIRL FROM YACOLT?!"

"Yeah, why?"

"Bro, you best be careful before she turns into a wild yacolt hoedown baddie. Good luck."

by Tragiczebra9 May 18, 2023

baddie

A particularly strange word, used to describe someone who is "bad" at a video game. Old fashioned, rarely used, except by people who lack a understanding of the English language.

The noob DonkeyKong called several CounterStrike:Source players "baddies."

by MajorKane December 16, 2007

Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventure

1) Strong Bad's current and only theme park ride that resides in Strong Badia. It consists of a cardboard box for a boat, water from a leaky hose for a river, a smaller box for The Cheat, a fake rock-on-a-stick, and a cardboard cut-out of a "headhunter" which is just a crappy drawing of a bear holding up a shark.

2) Also known as: The Strong Badian Riverboat Superfun ... Ride

3) Might be the worst three-thousand dollars you'll ever spend.

SB: Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen my name is Strong Bad and welcome to the Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventuuure...
Please keep your arms legs and valuables inside the vehicle at all times, and get ready to experience the fury of...
The strong Badian Riverboat Superfuuun...
Riiide...

And first up on our tour if you look to your right, experience the fury of...
a big rock that's going to fall on uuus...

H*R: Ohhhhhhh....

SB: That was a close call, I hope everyone is okaaay...

H*R: I'm not o-- SB: Shut up.

SB: Oh and if you look up the river, here comes another one our tour guides his name is The Cheat everybody say "Hi, The Cheeeeat!"...

(The Cheat walks on by in a little box)

H*R: Hide and seeeek...

(Island drums start playing)

SB: Oh what's that I hear is it the sound of island drums, oh no it's headhunteeers...

(Bear holding shark pops up)

SB: Everyone stay in the boat, I'll take care-a diiiis...

(Strong Bad shoots twice at the bear with a fake gun)

SB: Looks like we scared those headhunters, let's hope they don't come baaack...

Well folks we made it back safely did everyone have a good time--(H*R: Not weally.)--goood...

Please leave your valuables under your seat, and exit to your riiight...

H*R: Stwong Bad, I gotta level with ya. That *might* have been ... the wuast thwee-thousand dollaous I evoh spent!

SB: Don't forget to experience the fury of...
our gift shooop...

by cwapface July 1, 2004

Baddiel's Syndrome

This weird syndrome is a rare form of constant 'fear' from having a panic attack!

Baddiel's Syndrome has nothing to do with that show on BSkyB with the same name.

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

baddie comebacks

Shitty overused comebacks.

Person 1: you’re ugly.
Person 2: im not a mirror!
Person 1: not the baddie comebacks.

by Badperson93943 June 26, 2022

Baddie

A person, typically a girl, on social media that typically wears a hat of some kind, and Nike jackets or something like that, usually wears lots of makeup, has very "fleeked" eyebrows, has acrylic or fake nails, and is very pretty. Kylie Jenner is a great example of this.

"Did you see Ashley? She looked like a baddie"

"Wow she must be a baddie😍"

by layla0050 July 24, 2016

the TJ Baldino

The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.

Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The TJ Baldino" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.

by murric October 3, 2007