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Band Stalker

1. A non-band kid that really wants to be in band but cannot play an instrument.

2. Hangs around the band room with the band kids.

3. Believes they're good buddies with the band director, but in reality, the band director doesn't know him.

4. Shows up to band performances uninvited.

5. Tries to sit with the band at football games, but ends up getting kicked out by the band kids themselves.
Band geek 1: Dude, who invited HIM to our competition?

Band geek 2: I don't know, but he's such a band stalker.
by bandgeek55 December 23, 2010
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Twat Band

When you get the four (or six) plastic can rings (normally with an alcoholic beverage, i.e. Beer) and you and your friends put a hand in each ring and pull until one person is left with the plastic around their wrist. Thus making them a twat.
"Oh, lets play Twat Band!"
*Everyone puts their hand in and pulls*
(to the person left with the plastic on their wrist) "Twat!"
by CrazyRetard March 19, 2010
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band queen

The legendary British band behind songs such as We Will Rock You, Bohemian Rhapsody, Don't Stop Me Now etc. It's members are Brian May, Roger Taylor, Freddie Mercury, John Deacon and they are the most beautiful human beings to ever exist FIGHT ME
(ง'̀-'́)ง
"Hey, do you listen to the band queen?"
"Nah, how do you listen to that crap?"
"Mama (pling,pling). Just killed a man (pling,pling)
by ilovequeensomuchuwu January 17, 2019
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Rubber Band

David, singing in an ascending tone: Rubber Band
by ♥🗺☠ July 10, 2021
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Band Geek

The most awesome, and random people you'll ever meet. Bandos go to the games, outcheer the cheerleaders, and don't have any idea what sport it was they were playing for, or who won. They range from the annoying "popular" kids to the awesome random ones. To band geeks the bandroom is their home. They tend to have a flare for innuedoes, even though a lot of them are actually innocent. May date each other, or orc dorks. NOT choir whores. Bandos cannot even begin to tell you how not cool choir students are.
Hey could you hear the announcer over those Band Geeks? No, but they cheered really well for not noticing what sport the team was playing.
by mollifyinglyawesome September 11, 2011
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Band Camp

a place to get away for the non band kids who think you're weird, and a place to hang with your lovers
I'm glad band camp was this week, I couldn't wait to see Tom, and get away from Devon and Andrew!!!
by Phipps December 21, 2006
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Jazz Band

A group of awesome musicians who play jazz music. Some of the instruments played are: piano, drum set, guitar, bass guitar, trombone, trumpet, alto sax, soprano sax, and tenor sax. Sometimes there is a flute or clarinet. The musicians in a jazz band are usually very comfortable and confident in the music they play.
The jazz band is full of great musicians.
by Sasuke Hater February 19, 2008
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