Atheist

A person who does not believe in god, not related to satanists, muslims, or anyone else christianity hates. Contrary to popular opinion, atheists are not self obsessing narcissists, but are just people who find the idea that by doing certain deeds (going to Church or blowing yourself up) will get you into a magical place where you live in paradise for all eternity

Atheist: "Hey man what's up?"
Religious zealot (not to be confused with normal religious person): "Screw you man, I'll see you in hell, oh wait, no I won't, I'll be in heaven pissing on you."
Atheist: okay....

by AtheistsdoyelJesuswhenstruck June 15, 2010

Atheist

People who don't believe in any religion. Some Atheists are just nice people who have just never found a reason to believe in a religion but others are douchebags who just because they don't believe in anything feel it necissarry to make fun or poke holes in your religion.

Atheist: ha you believe that some invisible guy in the sky made the world in 7 days
Cristian: Well you believe a tiny dot in the middle of space exploded and somehow created the universe. WHAT NOW BITCH

by MCsick of MCdonalds August 19, 2009

atheist

formally: someone who lacks a belief in any god

informally: anyone who isn't a gotbotting moron

Lance Armstrong is an atheist.

by ianam June 8, 2010

atheist

To be right about everything and having every reason to fuck with Christians

Not all atheists believe this, but I'm smarter than most of them, too.

by The epitome of greatness July 6, 2008

Atheist

Atheists are people people who think the science and scientists know everything and that the very limited human intelligence is the most powerful thing ever.

Atheists favorite past-time is to mock Christians for their beliefs, because Atheists lack the balls to mock Muslims, proving, that like all bullies, Atheists are cowards at heart.

Atheist. "You're Christian? Hahahaha! Fucking idiot! I spit on you!"
Christian: "That's okay i love you still."

Atheist: "What you're Muslim? Hahahaha! Fucking idio*Gets shot*

by PhallusMaximus May 21, 2011

Atheist

A smart, logical person who has there own opinions and thoughts instead of believing whatever there parents brainwashed them with.

I'm an atheist. I listen to scientific facts because I'm not an idiot and don't believe what is told to me. I have my own opinions.

by Richy_Greenback March 23, 2013

Atheist

A person that basically says that humans were just a mere coincidence, thus making life pointless.

Atheist scientists believe that the world took billions of years to make. Yeah, maybe for them. It only took me six days. --God

by God's Hands N Feet August 13, 2011