Horny Asher

A Mormon who took the polygamy issue a little bit too seriously, and is now facing 5-10 in prison. The term is used primarily in Mormon infested areas, such as Utah and Arizona.

"Hey dude, if you carry on like this you'll end up like a Horny Asher!"

by Lisa Stomp February 11, 2009

Asher

A boys AND girls name that is referenced in the bible

The text of the Torah argues that the name of Asher means happy/blessing

by Ninjachicka February 19, 2012

ashraaf

Loving and caring. Not really aware with his surroundings. Sometimes, he is the cutest. Responsible enough. Too bad at consoling. But he sure need to appreciate his soul mate.

He is so ashraaf!

by Juminato January 4, 2018

Asher

Asher is an amazing person who is sweet, kind, caring, awesome sense of humor, and very creative. He is also very energetic. When he is around people he cares, he will always go to them for help, or even just to talk. Asher is also very attractive and stands up for people who need it the most. He is willing to help anyone no matter what the look or act like. Asher is also crazy about Football. He is the master in all sports that are brought to him. Everyone needs an Asher in their life.

Hey... Did you hear about that new kid named Asher?

Ya. I heard he got accepted to the football team just by looks.

I know! He is so hot!

by XxDaPandaxX July 12, 2018

Asher

a weeb who is a huge Jimmie Johnson fan and apparently loves getting cbt from his brother Josh

Asher is an interesting person.

by racingflxmes October 25, 2020

The Ashtray Rules

1. Don't cough in the ashtray
2. Don't sneeze in the ashtray
3. Don't laugh in the ashtray
4. Don't blow on the ashtray
5. OR YOU HAVE TO VACCUM

These rules can be repeated for joint-rolling. No-one wants all their weed on the floor.

Person1: *cough cough* oh shit i spilled the ashtray everywhere with my misaimed cough.
Person2: Get out the vaccum then, you know The Ashtray Rules!

by MMMerangue April 17, 2008

asher syndrome

The distinct inability to get your shit together.

"shiet son he ain't got no employment, spends his day fapping to comics and watching Marvel trailers."

"damn, kids got Asher Syndrome"

by OLLIE November 17, 2014